to think that you shouldn't be staring down my shirt?

[TulisaLover]

I was leaning over sorting out some papers on my desk today and a colleague came up to my desk and started talking about a meeting the team were having. When I looked up I immediately realised where he had been looking and he got a bit flustered. I put my hand on my top to hold it against me and gave him a look of disdain back. Am i being unreasonable to think that any reasonable man would have averted their eyes? What would you do?

[WorraLiberty]

Some women have small breasts, some have big breasts. Its a fact of life.

Agreed

So what's the problem with looking at them?

By the way, the OP didn't say he was 'gawping'.

[Fakebook]

I think OP was copying this look, the day her boobies were ogled.:

seksiiii

[WorraLiberty]

Interesting dental floss there

[MurderOfGoths]

[YerMaw1989]

LMAO is your DP on any substances?

[Fakebook]

Well you can't deny she's a good role model there I suppose. It's good she's promoting flossing. 1/5 people don't floss after brushing.

[TulisaLover]

Sorry I was off having a chat with someone over coffee. Firstly @SunRaysthruClouds - you sound like the consumate gentleman - a rare commodity in the post Chris Brown forgiveness world. To those questioning the words of my DP - let me inform you that he was studying the PPE at Oxford university, but left after he worked out that 'the PPE is what's wrong with the country and it's perpetuating the faux keynesian philosophy'.

[VoiceofUnreason]

You couldn't make this up! Sheer genius!

[Fakebook]

Touché OP. Touché.

[WorraLiberty]

PPE meaning Piss Poor Education?

[WitchesTit]

You know, there are people who slow down when they see a car crash.

There are people who can't not look

same as when they see cleavage. It doesn't mean you have great tits.

Car crash tits

[WitchesTit]

Is how it is termed, I believe.

[VoiceofUnreason]

Witch - brilliant analogy, car crash tits!! In your case, you only have one. Does that mean people stare more?

[AgathaFusty]

As wind-up threads go, this one's not bad at all.

Maybe just laying it on a bit too thick now though?

[pinkyredrose]

Come on OP, we want more of your pearls of wisdom.

Your level of enlightenment is absolutely astounding.

[Roseformeplease]

The thread has made my day. "Studying the PPE" - surely that is just mispronounced and he is studying the peepee. (Yes, I know it is a real degree but it is not usually prefaced by "the). Also, if your husband talks total shite, and you don't recognise that, you should be questioning his ideas, not ours. He sounds like a patronising moron. And Tulisa ffs?

As for flashing your tits, if you go to work dressed in such a way that they can be seen, in whatever position you are in, then you must expect someone to have a look.

[WitchesTit]

Voice - my face is so flipping gorgeous and what I say is so insightful and articulate, no one even glances at my tits

[Roseformeplease]

Oh, and left University tends to mean "dropped out" and those who drop out always have an excuse - although his takes a very large biscuit.

[KenLeeeeeee]

You know what is a really good word? Sesquipedalian . I love it.

[AgathaFusty]

I wonder which regular under a name change this is?

[corlan]

You couldn't make this up!

[VoiceofUnreason]

Witch - if you get a webcam, I will force myself to divert my gaze away from your flipping gorgeous face to glance at your cleavage. There are no females where I work and it's very dull for a bloke.

[MrsHelsBels74]

I'm currently wearing 'eau de baby sick' & it certainly stinks to high heaven, is that what OP meant? As for what her DP said, I didn't understand a word of it but can sleep soundly knowing he knows what he's talking about.

[TulisaLover]

I've discussed peoples concerns with dp about his statements about the mainstream media. he says anyone who poo poo's him is very likely to be a bank of England shill wanting to disparage those who have woken up to the illusory nature of fiat currency.