to think that vampires don't need to wear coats?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Vampires are undead. They have felt the icy touch of death. So why the hell would they need to wear coats?

I've just seen an advert for that twilight film and all the vampires are wearing coats! Why? Surely they don't need to?

DW says vampires can get cold because they retain a sense of touch, but surely because they've died a chilly breeze isn't really a concern anymore?

I developed a bit of a vampire obsession, because of Mitchell from Being Human NOT Edward Cullen, and was given the Twilight Dildo as a joke gift (never been used I might add!!).

It can be frozen for vampire cock or microwaved for warewolf cock

Sparkly ice lolly dildo

Why would werewolves have sparkly cocks?

Werewolves are sparkly, they're just kind of dusty instead

And sometimes a bitsweaty and grumpy

Aren't sparkly, dammit.

(Seriously MN, EDIT BUTTON)

They might not need coats - but there's nothing to stop them.

Angel couldn't give buffy mouth to mouth because of not being able to breathe and then spike spent the next 7 years or so smoking merrily away...

I developed a bit of a vampire obsession, because of Mitchell from Being Human NOT Edward Cullen, and was given the Twilight Dildo as a joke gift (never been used I might add!!).

It can be frozen for vampire cock or microwaved for warewolf cock

You just DONT put stuff like that without a warning :o:o. I am reading at work(lunchour) and spluttered all over screedn :o :o:o

I have read far far too much slash fiction- and it is obsessed with 'cold dead seed'. And apparently vampires can get voluntary erections with a very short ahem refractory period...