to think that vampires don't need to wear coats?

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Vampires are undead. They have felt the icy touch of death. So why the hell would they need to wear coats?

I've just seen an advert for that twilight film and all the vampires are wearing coats! Why? Surely they don't need to?

DW says vampires can get cold because they retain a sense of touch, but surely because they've died a chilly breeze isn't really a concern anymore?

See, I'd be happy to suck an ice lolly, but not insert it. Probably.

Depends. Twisters have ridges in a good way but a nobbly bobbly would probably itch.

You did get vaguely sensible answers but then it naturally devolved. It's not our fault, it's those half naked Vampires you shamed out of their coats!

I don't care why as long as they look like Spike....in leather coat

Curse you wimmin!

I don't care about vampire cock, I want to know why in a pitched battle in the middle of A snow covered field with no humans around, vampires are wearing jackets when they obviously don't feel the benefit!

Yes, if they don't need coats, then they don't need shirts, or trousers, or pants...

Where does it end DaddyMan?

Oooohhhhh If they didn't wear coats they'd have nowhere to keep their keys.

Battles different. If they are battling I think it's disgusting that they are not wearing hats.

Oh dear undead jeebus, I regret starting this thread...

Mrsdemetri

They are wearing trousers you know. Not literally just coats.

I'd think that rigor mortis has set in in the penis, so it doesn't need to be erect.

They should wear armour.

Naughty armour....

Yes, hats would be good! In different colours so we know who the bad guys are!

Why do they all have to wear black? It's so confusing

With those comedy cod pieces

Or maybe just little holes to poke the rigor-mortised peni out of.

Doesn't show up the blood stains, black.

Neither does a rich brown...

So if they have rigor mortis then they are walking around with a stiffy 24/7?

Neither does red. .

Oohh, THAT'S what the coats are for. To hide the permanent erections.

So they do need to wear coats.

All vampires must now wear shit brown boiler suits.

twilight vampires are like marble, so they'd be smooth. watching twilight no 1 right now with commentary on and they just mentioned it.

More importantly, Count whazzisface on radio 4 asked a very interesting question.

Do male werewolves cock their leg like a dog or pee standing up?

You can't keep a decent set of keys (yale, mortice, back door, car, random unknown bugger plus assorted novelty keychains) in the pockets of a pair of skin tight jeans. That's just silly.

Coats. With deep pockets. For keys and various other bits.