To think some posters come up with crazy scenarios to say YABU

[Jusfloatingby]

You know the kind of thing. Someone posts about a mother of 5 children allowing the kids to behave outrageously in a restaurant and people come back with:

"YABU. How do you know that all five children don't have SNs."

"YABU. How do you know she was their mother? She could have been a family friend whose christian name just happens to be 'mum'".

Imagine if people went on like that in RL. You would never, ever be able to have a proper conversation because it would just drift off into fantasy land after 5 mins.

It's a r Pasha

It's obvious. The dog didn't like his shirt and took it off and threw it in someone's wheelie bin and the wheelie bin doesn't like the taste of the shirt....

Why are you being all judgey and pretending this thread doesn't make any sense?

cos i'm bored...

I'm a bin, typing this in work. Having a sneaky afternoon of mumsnetting, away from my bin duties.

Give a bin a farking break. I don't have opposable thumbs.

but you can press shift and 8 at the same time?

Yes, with both wheels on the keyboard.....I can ...just do ...it....... *

show off! Eat your turd like a good wheelie and be thankful you aren't a starving bin in Africa...

How do you know that the dyslexic dog isn't actually GOD! Now you are all in trouble.

Would a world created by a dyslexic dog god look any different from our own?

I do get you OP but - boring answer mostly people pick up on things that affect them personally and they feel a bit sensitive about.

it annoys when people assume strangers are ignoring them because I'm partially deaf.

No madam, you just look like the man on the Monopoly box....

Mwahahaha

But I'm here....I am here.....

BU.

(Being Unreasonable)
(Bin Unlogical)
(Been Upturned)

is singing binfullofmaggotsonthe45 and annoying DH

Why are you all picking on the dog? I am very very suspicious of people who hate dogs. They usually hate human beings as well (and bins).

Bin violence is something that is swept under the carpet sadly.

Every year thousands of bins face senseless abuse.

For just £2 a month, you could help change the lives of nervous, damaged bins forever...

Simply send two shiny pound coins to:

Binfull's secret Swiss Bank Account
Zurich
CH

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO THE LIVES OF DAMAGED BINS!

You should start a support group Binfull.

Maybe call in Binsnet?

Stop listening to the bin people, I told you it can't possibly exist.

I hate bins

and dogs

and wheels.

Well said Madam

I'm sending a message to your bin *madam". Through the Binternet.

Next time you go near him, he will roll over your foot.

His name's Derek and he enjoys a hot gargle with Dettol on a monthly basis.

You treat him right you wheel bashing bin bully!

Eek I meant madam you've got me all up and angry on my bin business.

Wafts stinky bin breath...

Oh calm down Binfull. You're awfully agressive you know. We are just kindly pointing out that you don't exist. Why are you taking it so personally?

Yanbu. There's nothing wrong with a bit of old fashioned, straightforward judging.

My bin loves me, it is currently full of all the wrappers of all the halloween choc that no one came for.

Later today I'll feed him takeaway pizza boxes.

Derek knows where his loyalties lie!