To think some posters come up with crazy scenarios to say YABU

[Jusfloatingby]

You know the kind of thing. Someone posts about a mother of 5 children allowing the kids to behave outrageously in a restaurant and people come back with:

"YABU. How do you know that all five children don't have SNs."

"YABU. How do you know she was their mother? She could have been a family friend whose christian name just happens to be 'mum'".

Imagine if people went on like that in RL. You would never, ever be able to have a proper conversation because it would just drift off into fantasy land after 5 mins.

Mintyy I've just read that thread. I'm with you on that one. It is vile. The lazy fecker should take their dog poo home with them and dispose of it there. Bleugh.

anklebiter I got gang attacked yesterday (I wasn't even the OP) on a thread about 4x4s so am beyond bravery.

Mum

There are fewer than 1,573 people in the U.S. with the first name Mum.

Bet you feel pretty silly right now OP? YANBU seriously though I think some people must spend all day coming up with these crappy responses.

How do we know the OP is not, in fact, a dog posting on the internet?

Are you calling the OP a DOG! ......fight!

A dog called 'Mum' maybe??

Woof.

The dog in Peter Pan is called Nana .

Jusfloatingby I read that 4x4 thread yesterday..had to reach for the kettle

No problem Jus .

Link to the Scottish green leggings thread anyone?

I love the carefully crafted AIBU where the OP tries to preempt every conceivable reply, and dismiss it in the opening post.

"AIBU to think my neighbour should pay to chop down the tree in his garden?"

He's not on any benefits, has zero balance on all his credit cards, his blood pressure is 120/80, aged 57.3yrs, no allergies, total family income of £67k, no grand children, doesn't eat jaffa cakes and has never suffered from any back problems in his life.

Shall I pop a note through his door because I don't really know him well enough to talk to?

Well, HE is NBU becuase he quite rightly avoids jaffa cakes.

Ha, my grandmother's name was Nan. I wonder if strangers everywhere assumed eveyone who spoke to her must be her grandchild

YABU Worral How do you know it is a tree? It could be a garden shed shaped to look like a tree. Why would you want someone to chop down their garden shed. WHY?????

no, sorry can't have that Pascha absolutely is BU if he doesn't eat Jaffa Cakes

Why would you want someone to chop down their garden shed. WHY?????

Chop??

How do you know he's not a vegetarian???

You don't, do you?

Well how do you know he's not a vegetarian who also eats chops?

Yeah, in secret in his tree shaped shed..

It's at this point the OP panics and drip feeds that he's a farmer and eats his own hand reared lambs

YANBU. I think some posters are ready to disagree before they have even read the post. It winds me up when the post was clearly meant to be light hearted. Often the 'professionally unoffended' (love that!) are also the 'sense of humour bypass' posters.

Am I being unreasonable...I am the actual wheelie bin and I really don't like the taste of dog shi*t.....

So should I have it force fed to me like a Pate De Fois Gras turd?

WorraLiberty

YANBU!

dog shi*t? whats the missing letter then?

A q maybe?

Don't have a go, the dog might be dyslexic!