To be loving the Liz Jone and India Knight Feud?

[Vagabond]

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2220669/Spouting-filth-s-VERY-strange-way-stick-free-speech.html

In which, middle class India Knight called la Liz everything under the sun on her nasty twitter diatribe of nonsense.

Schadenfreude, I know.

I just want to take Liz out for a very big glass of wine or soya froth or whatever it is she drinks. I know she is a PITA but I bet underneath it all she is quite sweet, really. Whereas IK is just a megacunt. With thigh chaffe.

Agree, squoosh. It's bloody insulting. I don't know why so many people seemingly want to keep in with India.

Good Lord at icing sugar on upper thigh chafe. Give you a muff like a Danish Pastry, that would.

I like her books .

Litdog, are you Liz?

Surely it is icing sugar that gives you the thigh chafe to start with?

Ooo is Litdog Liz?

Litdog, what were you thinking with those shredded jodhpurs?

It's like Fat Knacker full circle. Ingest sugar liberally ----> sprinkle liberally on areas of flab caused by liberally ingested sugar. :(

If only I were Liz! I would be a lot thinner and a lot richer, and my husband would no longer be a hard-working XXX but a lovely pop star.

PS I used to work on the same publication as Liz for a while and she was very rude to me, but still I am on her side after IK got so rude.

Wel,l I'm not sure your DH would be a rock star. More of a will o' the wisp if you ask me.

Dig the dirt litdog, nobody will tell.

ROYAL icing sugar? Goodness me, a bit of post-sneeze leakage and you'll have half a fruit cake solidifying in your Womanly Area.

I imagine IK would quite like that. She could scratch her itchy chaffage and come out with all cake down her fingernails. #sneakysnack

Oh I don't know.

Perhaps I have missed the crux of the thread, but if someone on a mumsnet thread had called liz j a 'cat-wanking cunt' most of us would have exploded with laughter, surely.

The whole argument is so media, dahling, that I can't get worked up about it. It's like a whole load of 'she turned around and said and then I turned around and said' yet played out over twitter as opposed to over the back garden fence. Who gives a shit about all these daft women?

Is this thread about her appearance or her behaviour? I can't quite tell.

Both. We don't like to discriminate.