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To be loving the Liz Jone and India Knight Feud?

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Vagabond · 30/10/2012 20:45

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2220669/Spouting-filth-s-VERY-strange-way-stick-free-speech.html

In which, middle class India Knight called la Liz everything under the sun on her nasty twitter diatribe of nonsense.

Schadenfreude, I know.

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motherinferior · 01/11/2012 11:47

Liz Jones makes me worried. There is a car-crashy quality to her revelations which I have reluctantly realised isn't a construct - she hasn't, I think, set up a 'Liz Jones' cariacature, I think it's really 'her'.

It was quite scary to meet her.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 11:58

hmm... i am swithering. turns out that this is what IK responded to. it is pretty cunty.

?A newspaper columnist, writing last week about the fact that Celebrity Big Brother has failed to snare me for its new series, called me ?self-contradictory. ... When you went to Cambridge, married young, work part-time and live in a £3 million house, you are so mightily secure that you feel it?s your right to run to fat and give up having sex with your husband.?

motherinferior · 01/11/2012 12:06

Er...I thought that the no-sex bit was a bit errrr mutual?

Londonista1975 · 01/11/2012 12:15

The Burchill/Knight email spat from 2006:

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2006/oct/20/mediadiary

I've always liked Julie.

IfNotNowThenWhen · 01/11/2012 12:18

I don't know why I am reading this thread, since I am only vaguely aware who any of these women are.
I agree with Get Orf. Lets ignore them, and de-follow them, or whatever you call it on Twatter.
Why can't all these ladies stop publicly slagging each other? Can't they just not like one another and avoid meeting, like what normal people do.
There are loads of people I don't like. I manage to stop myself trashing them publicly!

Cat wanking cunt is quite a good insult though.

squoosh · 01/11/2012 12:18

To: India Knight From: Julie Burchill: I wrote to the letters page, not YOU, you stalking cretin. Why dont you fuck off and turn yet another of your husbands gay?

Ouch!

Nancy66 · 01/11/2012 12:19

ha ha....Julie's email's are brilliant.

motherinferior · 01/11/2012 12:22

Actually I agree with IK's original point. (And she does have Muslim family.)

discophile · 01/11/2012 12:27

Could someone confirm to me that O'Hagan has left Knight? As every I'm too lazy to read the whole thread.

squoosh · 01/11/2012 12:30

Confirmed. She is going out with Eric Joyce apparently.

motherinferior · 01/11/2012 12:30

Google is your friend here. A quick search will give you the answer.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 12:34

ah, so judging by the JB/IK exchange, IK has always been a bit chippy. while we MNers know how to respond to such emails with charming passive aggression, looks like IK prefers her aggression aggressive. that's an expensive education and mahoosive sense of entitlement for you.

i would pmsl to get an email like that from Julie B, it's not like she hasn't made a career out of ranting on the most flimsy of premises. (which is why i wuv her so).

motherinferior · 01/11/2012 12:36

I do rather remember JB saying, when she was going out with whichever woman it was (Charlotte Raven?) that there were very few 'cultural lesbians' around. Ooh, I thought, many of my mates will be surprised to realise that they are in fact illiterate thugs.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 12:36

judging by this, he and Langmead visit for Christmas

SuePurblybilt · 01/11/2012 12:38

tbf, we can all be right bitches when attacked, no?

Who is this O'Hagan?

motherinferior · 01/11/2012 12:39

Actually am now feeling spot of sympathetic kinship for old IK as she is clearly afflicted with Gorgeous Slender Indian Mother. Which I am myself, and it has not been easy

discophile · 01/11/2012 12:42

Did they both turn? Bet you can't Google that! Well, just procrastinating really. Must cook some lunch, in my pink Primrose Hill home.

LizLem0n · 01/11/2012 12:42

Aitch, that is a good point. I have spent twenty years honing my passive aggression so that the person I want to insult only realises they were in fact insulted 24 hours later. Just wouldn't have the cojones to be any less subtle than that.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 12:43

andrew 'o hagan, scottish writer and father of IK's dd. reportedly a nice fellow, although desperately unsexy in that student priest-y way. uses slightly too many words in his otherwise excellent books and articles Grin it's a good piece, that, although on the savile thing so brace yourselves if there are any triggers for anyone.

discophile · 01/11/2012 12:44

Andrew O'Hagan is novelist and father of IK's third child, a girl. I have to say I have read one of his books and thought it was almost unreadable. However, far be it from me to derail thread for bitching to literary criticism. That would not do.

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 12:45

lol at us all flick-flacking gymnastically in our loyalties. they're all very naughty girls.

OatyBeatie · 01/11/2012 12:46

They are all merging into one in my brain now.

TheBigJessie · 01/11/2012 12:47

What's a cultural lesbian? Someone raised in a lesbian culture?

AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 01/11/2012 12:47

re O'Hagan readability, he is very scotland and of his time. all oil-rainbowed puddles and tinseltown in the rain, however i think his instincts are great, journalistically-speaking.