To Report

[TheReturnOfBridezilla]

Everyone I know to any kind of authority I can possibly think of because I am the head prefect of the world?

What's going on here tonight? Stop reporting your friends and family to various organisations.

I'm telling.

I've reported your fred about a fred to MNHQ

Well... Well...

I've just told my mum.

I have told my dad!

You know, threads like this and the ridiculous way that anyone who talks about benefit fraud ends up with pages and pages of posts about flat screen tellys, just make it like like more benefit claimants have something to his than they actually do.

What the fuck is wrong with having a moan about criminals? Any time anyone moans about a landlord they get tonnes of support!

Is this in reference to my thread in Chat? Reporting a colleague to the police for drink driving.

Is that a bad thing?!

I told my brother and he's bigger than yours!!

Im reporting you all to everyone.

I find the idea of grown adults reporting each other quite amusing.

There's a definite feel of junior school about it.

And it's not nevessarily a benefits thing. I temped on a council switchboard when I was a teenager and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff people would ring up and "report" their neighbours for. I swore then and there that if I ever found myself twitching my curtains with phone in hand I would stop and have a good hard think about how my life was going.

Some of you arrived on this thread pretty darn quick.

Were you running in the corridor?

Were you.

No hadn't read yours Tidy. That's a bit more grown up and serious.

Sorry, miss.

The rest of you:

Stop taking things so seriously! It's Monday!

No JesusIn I really wasn't running, honestly please don't tell on me If you tell on me, I'll tell on you for telling.

Are you my neighbour? Mr Bothy?

I'd like to express my concerns about the gnomes in your garden Tufty. You have far too many. And those aren't regulation gnomes. There must be some kind of rule you are breaking. Who can I report this to? Is there some kind of body I can contact? Won't somebody think of the gnomes?

Well if you're Mr Bothy I think you know who to ring about the gnomes. It's likely to be the same person you rang about the door, the stairs, the window, the tree, the path, the playhouse, the sheep and the other tree.

Oh, and I'm reporting all of you for talking during quiet time.

Can I be on the list, miss? Me, me, me!!!

Not seen any.

Oh thank fuck for that. There are more of us. I was feeling like I was the odd one out for not wanting to report everyone for everything.

I wish somebody would tell me about this goat thing.

Meanie.