To think that I will not psychologically damage

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My DCat by saying " no my fatty you have had your dinner" any more than I will give him species confusion when i pronounce he is "mummys cleverest beast" or make him join the SAS by telling him he is the "best furry bringer of mouse death in the world"
DP is concerned over the possible damage i am inflicting on his self esteem and delicate feline psyche
Disclaimer light hearted

Since your feline friend appears to have become a bit promiscuous OP I hope you've had him "seen to" in the responsible manner!

My two ladies have, of course, been rendered incapable of reproducing. Not that they would ever become acquainted with a cat they barely know. However, I hear some of those ladies of the night (whispers feral girls) do put it about a bit! He doesn't sound quite ready to accept the full responsibilites of parenthood IMHO.

Just saying...

Om my apologies op - I just realised that it's garlic baguette who has the girl with the loose morals!

Sorry!

apos he has been firmly eschewed from his balls fear not! I thought that would control his urges! Clearly I was wrong! dirty fatty he is!

I'm on my phone and can't do links so I'm just going to say....Louis vs Rick.

my cat responds to forfucksakefred even though his name is edmund and if i'm still asleep at 5am i've obviously had a lie in.

apos, she's emotionally damaged not feral!
Just discovered her profile on the Catwork site :( This is worse than I thought.

No, they came with their names, the other cat's name isn't Guys & Dolls, sadly.

I keep reading posts about people's cats "knowing" when they are sad or ill. What shit is this?! When I was extremely ill, Nathan made a point of walking across my hurty bits in order to get food. He is an evil furry bastard.

garlicbaguette - Emotionally damaged or not, my two nice respectable girls have been warned to keep their distance from her. They're naice cats dontyaknow.

You've now found her profile on a dodgy site? Sounds like you need to be having some words with her - she's heading towards a future of crime IMHO

SecretCermonials

Feed him duck, then you can call him a duck filled fatty puss

OP I think your family should be reported to Cat Social Services, and your puss be put on the (C)At Risk register.

sassh and scare your suggestions hve made me wee!

Ive had a talk with him about self respect and setting curfews i think we've caught it in time!

sassh :) that is most giggle-worthy.