To tell a little porkie pie about DDs age

[KellyElly]

DD was three today. I'm taking her to a place tomorrow where u pay ridiculous money when they are three. I am planning to say she's two as its just by a couple of days. I am very skint and this will mean I can get her some lunch out, a rise and an ice cream. Otherwise it will be the attraction and home. AIBU?

I think all us liars should unite on a thread where we can be accepted
I thought of doing this not long ago to get a child/teen ticket at the cinema but then it occurred to me that i was going to see an 18 so probably wouldnt get away with it !

Im 25 by the way but i look quite youthful.