Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, I am disgusting, AIBU to neck 50 pints of brain bleach?

[HoneyDragon]

I have just gone to dispose of wee in the potty and tripped over the bloody bathmat that I was supposed to have washed today but forgot

I managed a kind of hop and save so that the potty and wee went in the sink.

All over my toothbrush

But thats not the gross bit. The gross bit was I have actually just weighed up the pro's and cons of either cleaning and using my toothbrush vs borrowing dh's until I can be bothered to fetch a new one.

Seriously? At what point did I stoop to the level where I consider which is preferable, a piss on toothbrush used by myself, or a toothbrush used by my husband.

AIBU to ask which you'd pick?
Offsprings piss or OH mouth germs?

DH regularly drips wee on the floor next to the toilet.

I USE HIS FACE FLANNEL TO WIPE IT UP

Hope he reads this

Does anyone else use their electric toothbrush as a vibe like I my friend does?

You could get HIV or hepatitis by sharing your partners toothbrush . Disgusting.

Er......if my DH had hepatitis or HIV I'd be more likely to get it from having sex with him!

I'd brush my teeth with toothpaste and my finger in this case.

I'd boil my own toothbrush :)

sneeze yes reading that back

Euuuuuurgh I snog him!

Bless him, the gun disease is inherited according to the dentist.

But the smoking doesnt help

Apparently drinkin wee is good for ya full of anti oxid something or others They do it in SAS so I think id take my chances with pissy brush maybe u could rince ur mouth out wih pee too lol!

Most things are solved with a quick rinse or a load in the dishwasher on DAMN HOT.

I stood in cat poo with bare feet the other day... I haven't cut off my foot, and if DH EVER feels like nibbling my toes dirty duchess stylee, well I won't ruin the moment and he will never know, or die. :)

Aldi

Dh is not offended - he reckons he'd pick piss over his toothbrush too

look. think of it this way. you go for a wee, maybe a little dribble gets on your hands, you wash with soap and then go and have luch without a second thought..

so why not wash the toothbrush with soap and rinse well. it works for hands, it works for toothbrushes..