Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, I am disgusting, AIBU to neck 50 pints of brain bleach?

[HoneyDragon]

I have just gone to dispose of wee in the potty and tripped over the bloody bathmat that I was supposed to have washed today but forgot

I managed a kind of hop and save so that the potty and wee went in the sink.

All over my toothbrush


But thats not the gross bit. The gross bit was I have actually just weighed up the pro's and cons of either cleaning and using my toothbrush vs borrowing dh's until I can be bothered to fetch a new one.

Seriously? At what point did I stoop to the level where I consider which is preferable, a piss on toothbrush used by myself, or a toothbrush used by my husband.

AIBU to ask which you'd pick?
Offsprings piss or OH mouth germs?

[sneezecakesmum]

DH regularly drips wee on the floor next to the toilet.

I USE HIS FACE FLANNEL TO WIPE IT UP

Hope he reads this

[dementedma]

Does anyone else use their electric toothbrush as a vibe like I my friend does?

[theinets]

You could get HIV or hepatitis by sharing your partners toothbrush . Disgusting.

[StaceymReadyForNumber3]

Er......if my DH had hepatitis or HIV I'd be more likely to get it from having sex with him!

[rhondajean]

I'd brush my teeth with toothpaste and my finger in this case.

[thegreylady]

I'd boil my own toothbrush :)

[HoneyDragon]

sneeze yes reading that back

Euuuuuurgh I snog him!

Bless him, the gun disease is inherited according to the dentist.

But the smoking doesnt help

[AppleCatchers]

Apparently drinkin wee is good for ya full of anti oxid something or others They do it in SAS so I think id take my chances with pissy brush maybe u could rince ur mouth out wih pee too lol!

[aldiwhore]

Most things are solved with a quick rinse or a load in the dishwasher on DAMN HOT.

I stood in cat poo with bare feet the other day... I haven't cut off my foot, and if DH EVER feels like nibbling my toes dirty duchess stylee, well I won't ruin the moment and he will never know, or die. :)

[HoneyDragon]

Aldi

Dh is not offended - he reckons he'd pick piss over his toothbrush too

[redwhiteandblueeyedsusan]

look. think of it this way. you go for a wee, maybe a little dribble gets on your hands, you wash with soap and then go and have luch without a second thought..

so why not wash the toothbrush with soap and rinse well. it works for hands, it works for toothbrushes..