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To find this celebrity attractive?

283 replies

MoreFish · 19/10/2012 13:17

Richard madely.
On loose women now.
If only he didn't open his mouth.

OP posts:
Brodicea · 19/10/2012 16:59

Jimmy Nail is lush BTW

cheekydevil · 19/10/2012 17:09

Oooo I would do some 'lab work' with him fanjo Grin
(Can't believe I said that!)

FunBagFreddie · 19/10/2012 17:13

Russle Howard, I definitely would!

Would Johnny Vegas be wrong?

missymoomoomee · 19/10/2012 17:13

he is my very very very weird crush. I have said this on mn before and realised I am alone in my drooling over the bearded love god Grin

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 17:39

funbag you obviously have taste Grin
Apart from Johnny Vegas of course!

nonkybonk · 19/10/2012 17:45

I fancy the barman in Still Game, despite the mullet, so I can't judge.

redpanda13 · 19/10/2012 17:49

nonkybonk - the barman in Still Game used to be my neighbour when I lived in Glasgow!
I wonder if fancying Richard Madely could actually be described as a fetish?

Lottapianos · 19/10/2012 17:51

Heston is quite fit. All the others are rotten though! I knew someone who fancied Sven Goren Eriksson (pukes)

nonkybonk · 19/10/2012 17:53

Ooh I'm jealous. I'd happily jump on train from London to er, meet him.

BrianCoxIsEatingBrains · 19/10/2012 17:54

ah, my Les Dennis obsession seems to be not-as-weird in light of this confession OP!

(I have loved him since his Russ Abott days in my defense!)

nonkybonk · 19/10/2012 17:54

Sill Game bloke obvs not Maddeley!

nonkybonk · 19/10/2012 17:57

Actually Russ Abbott wasn't bad, less hirsuit than I like but ... Admired his straight acting. Was has this thread started? My mate here fancied Roger Whitacker the singer.

HappyHippyChick · 19/10/2012 20:19

missy Kenny Rogers? Grin

missymoomoomee · 19/10/2012 20:27

Happy even the thought of his wrinkly old man backside doesn't put me off, I fancied him since I was a teenager and now I'm in my 30s Shock .

LovelyMarchHare · 19/10/2012 20:28

Russell Howard looks like Nookie the Bear when he does his stare to camera. May have to find a link for that one.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 20:28

Hare don't you dare ruin him for me! I luffs him!

FryOneGhoulishGhostlyManic · 19/10/2012 20:36

The only one mentioned here who would be remotely possible is Slash (as mentioned by freddiefrog).

As for any of the others

PickledFanjoCat · 19/10/2012 20:36

Oh he does too!

Sp you want to shag nookie bear! Ahaaas!

bee169 · 19/10/2012 20:36

Yikes- unadulterated horror!!!

You need to see somebody!!! Grin

And I thought Max from eastenders was bad Blush

PickledFanjoCat · 19/10/2012 20:37

Max from eastenders!

Glass houses and stones there! Ewwwww!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 20:39

pickled fuck off ya twat! Mr Howard is gorgeous and I don't care. Just means the bear is cute Grin

missymoomoomee · 19/10/2012 20:40

Max from Eastenders?

I often watch it wondering who would actually shag him in RL.......guess I have my answer now bee Grin

bee169 · 19/10/2012 20:41

I know my cousin looked at me like I was an alien- she told me I fancied an egg in human form!! But Richard M is far worse.....come on!!!!! :)

PickledFanjoCat · 19/10/2012 20:51

Tanya should have left max in that shallow grave. Yuck!