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To find this celebrity attractive?

283 replies

MoreFish · 19/10/2012 13:17

Richard madely.
On loose women now.
If only he didn't open his mouth.

OP posts:
HappyHippyChick · 19/10/2012 14:41

Keith Lemon? That one is new and unheard of. Yuk!

HappyHippyChick · 19/10/2012 14:42

I saw you sheep!

sheepsgomeeping · 19/10/2012 14:43

I know, I xposted Grin

RubyFakeNails · 19/10/2012 14:45

Lol sorry Pickled and OP but come on, it would cross your mind wouldn't it.

Keith Lemon is such a moon face, I just couldn't.

I'd probably do Schofield, just for laughs, but then I'm easy.

Mrsjay · 19/10/2012 14:47

er I said I'd do jezza

I am sure I heard somebody say jezza that can't be right can it

cheekydevil · 19/10/2012 14:49

Passionate clinche with jezza "oi, put one on the end of it" oh god too early for wine to erradicate that thought.
overlong are you saying you would do Judy then? Grin

sheepsgomeeping · 19/10/2012 15:46

oh Jezza is a loathsome twat for sure but theres just something about the man

same for David Cameron. I mean I hate the man, I hate his policies, his tory-ness, my teeth grind when I hear his voice

Yet, I still find myself thinking ooo yes.

It's not looking good for me is it. Whats wrong with me?

freddiefrog · 19/10/2012 15:48

Eww

And I thought my Jimmy Nail crush was weird Smile

MrsMelons · 19/10/2012 16:08

Sheep - my friend said she voted for Cameron as she looked at the 3 of them and thought who she would shag, lol!

missymoomoomee · 19/10/2012 16:10

freddie your Jimmy Nail crush is weird Grin

Clawdy · 19/10/2012 16:29

Jimmy Nail did have a certain charm. What's he doing now?

Latara · 19/10/2012 16:33

I'm trying not to laugh too loudly but i can't help it, now my neighbours really will think i'm crazy thanks to MN & those frankly odd 'crushes'!

cheekydevil · 19/10/2012 16:33

Clarkson anyone?

Ephiny · 19/10/2012 16:37

OMG, what is wrong with you ladies? No, no, no to all of them! Not even Clarkson though if I had to pick one.

MoreFish · 19/10/2012 16:38

John nettles anyone? Something about Barnaby & Bergerac Wink

OP posts:
cheekydevil · 19/10/2012 16:42

Actually, I have met John Nettles he has the most hypnotic blue eyes. I definately could after a bottle of chenin.

MoreFish · 19/10/2012 16:42

EnvyEnvyEnvyEnvy
That is all
EnvyEnvyEnvyEnvy

OP posts:
InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 16:46

For all that is holy, you ladies need an exorcism!

I will share my crush. Russell Howard.

I am not ashamed after these monstrosities

sheepsgomeeping · 19/10/2012 16:50

Russell Howard reminds me of an over enthusiastic jack russell

freddiefrog · 19/10/2012 16:51

I've also got Slash from Guns N Roses on my list Blush

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 16:51

sheep you opinion on Mr Howard is void due to you wanting to do the vile thing with that vile.man Grin

cheekydevil · 19/10/2012 16:54

Heston Grin

porolli · 19/10/2012 16:56

Madeley yes
Also Laurence L Bowen

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 19/10/2012 16:56

cheeky I went to school with someone who looked the double of Heston. The older he gets the more he looks like him!

Brodicea · 19/10/2012 16:58

I find him so disgusting I am worried it could turn to a perverted lust...

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