To want to be on Housewives of NYC?

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I bloody love it. I am neither loaded, nor American, but wonder if they would be interested in a token poor English person.

I want to go to New York Fashion Week, I want to smooze with people in the evenings wearing fabulous clothes (me and them) and poke around gallery openings and drink Margarita's (even though I don't know what's in one). Then go back to my condo and put my pj's on.

I want to borrow beautiful handbags (not made out of animals), I want to spend summer in the Hamptons. I want to go to Zarin Fabrics and stroke all the lovely silks.

I think I might be in the wrong profession, I need to turn the clock back 20 years and get an intern at Vogue NY or something .

Brooks!!! He is strange and must be after Vikki's cash! She looks odd she has had so much work done and she was saying she's going to get her nose done as she's all nostril!!

I am delighted to have found this thread as I have just discovered housewives. I want to be an Orange County one !
Brooks is really odd with all of his little sayings, reckon there are bodies hidden somewhere.

I only watch the New Jersey and Beverly Hills ones. So much fighting, it's brilliant!! I ring my sister after each episode for a critical analysis bitch about who we hate that episode.

Tried the others but couldn't get into them. I need table throwing and rudeness.

NJ is like real life Sopranos! Its hilarious. I dont like Joe gorgas wife, she is a big ole stirrer!

But because I havent saw any of the other series I am only going on this one that I am watching now.

Brooks he is definitely a strange guy. I can see him doing a runner with Vikkis hard earned cash. Eddie seems strange too with his manic fixed grin, but he seems to be loaded so Tamra wont mind that.
Just read that loony Sarah Winchester claims to be an ancestor of the Winchester gun family/empire Watch out OC dont let her near a gun!
Oh and for all her money Vikki has REALLY bad skin.
I need to hide this thread

What is the name of the social climbing one in the NJ series with the crazy child and husband called Simon?

That would be Alex.

www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/articles/new-report-did-vicki-gunvalsons-boyfriend-brooks-ayers-skip-town-on-his-child

hat loony Sarah Winchester claims to be an ancestor of the Winchester gun family/empire Watch out OC dont let her near a gun!

Oh god she could just flip brooks (stupid name) is weird and he makes my skin crawl all that 'my lady' nonsense vicky is a loon and I am sure she has a drink problem her in costa rica was a bit over the top I am sure she was drunk or 'something' I love Breanna she is so level headed and not at all OC

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has Alexis left? Im sure her husband has 'connections' there is something dodgy about him.

Jim I strange apart from him being a godfearing man and they are one flesh EWWW, he looks really dodgy and sneaky ,

i love both ny and oc,

i bloody hate the repeats again and again of each series, drives me crazy.

The last one I saw, Alex took her son for an assessment to see of he was a child genius. Was he?

I don't know but he's a proper little sh**e in the latter episodes.Think Alex and hubby have brought out a parenting book,obviously going by her parenting skills at the art class she has a lot of worthy advice to share.

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Enjoy!

glad Alex has gone, she was getting pummelled by the other wives. Akin to bullied I would say. the Countess has no class or manners and is a total bitch.

I loved when they were in Marrakesh it was hilarious, for a bunch of women who are 'very travelled' they really didnt have a clue how to behave.

Hmmm I agree the bullying of Kelly wasn't nice either(which Alex was involved in) ditto Gretchen(who in turn isn't being that nice to Alexis)-they're all biatches!

but Kelly is a looooooooooon.

Prarieflower thanks!! I need to bleach my brain now

Just watching Kelly say "lugggshooreee"

WooHOO RH OF Miami has just launched in America! That has potential to be v good! Sadly could be ages before we get to see it over here.

Its already on here, I dont like it.