To think WTAF is with this prize? (baby competition advertised on MN) Bizarre hamper.

[SchrodingersMew]

Now, I am not ungrateful, just a little confused.

Competition advertised on MN to win baby wipes goodies. It was a picture comp and we won, we were told we were being sent a hamper.

I kind of expected it to be all wipes and baby stuff... There are some bits that are just weird:

4 packets of cigarette papers (2 are the kind to roll joints with!)
4 Lighters
108 condoms!
2 x super glue
14 sanitary pads
60 pantliners
13 batteries
6 lip balms
1 blu tack
2 pritt sticks
1 bottle of mouthwash
6 tooth brushes
120 plasters

And out of all of this 2 packets of wipes...

Am I a bit weird to think that joint papers shouldn't be part of a prize for a baby competition?

Helen Maybe. :o

I'll join the drunk thread this week, perhaps that will inspire me to get through it...

You could always drop the condoms off at your nearest family planning clinic. Not sure they'd want the prit stick or blu tack though!

I'm not sure they would want them. This brand is unheard of, they might think they are a bit dodgy and they are mostly ribbed etc.

I will give it a go at using them... (although I still haven't got through the 24 the pharmacist gave me a year ago)

I want to know how long the expiry date is on the condoms and whether they are kite marked

What does the kite mark look like?

Checking now.

Fantastic

What does a kite mark look like? I can't find one.

They expire (well this packet) in 2015. Not as if I am going to run out anyway! :o

Sorry meant to say that it says on the pack "use once only"

The kite mark is on the delivery box but not the condom boxes or condoms...

Ha ha ha this is hilarious! i'd die laughing if my postman turned up with that 'prize'!

Sounds like a girl's essential 'going away to Uni' kit.
Are you sure you entered the baby wipes competition?

Positive, they are using DS's picture as their cover photo on the Tushies FB so I definitely entered the right one.

Ahaha. I think you should run a competition for other mnetters to win the stuff you don't want/need..

Have you contacted them to enquire whether you got the correct package?

Well, I think someone trolled you :o

Has to have been, given such a strange combination. :o

I thought that too for a bit "SecretCervix*.

Snuffy I don't think anyone would be interested but just had to say I love Snuffy!

Rofl @ 'use once only'!

I know! Who would be stupid enough to re use? And how could that even be possible anyway? It would be all yucky.

Maybe you could rinse them out?

Don't you remember that advert on telly a few years ago with that old boy 'Albert?' and his Gironimo reuseable condom that he'd saved from the war years? The thing looked like it was made from the same stuff as swimming hats!

I can't say I remember that.

Netto Boke!

BedHog they showed us that at school! The entire class of 15 year olds was like this

Here:

videosift.com/video/Geronimo-or-Heres-an-Old-Man-Talking-About-Sex

Thank you so much for cheering up my evening . Hilarious!

Christ! It's like a fecking plastic sock!