To think WTAF is with this prize? (baby competition advertised on MN) Bizarre hamper.

[SchrodingersMew]

Now, I am not ungrateful, just a little confused.

Competition advertised on MN to win baby wipes goodies. It was a picture comp and we won, we were told we were being sent a hamper.

I kind of expected it to be all wipes and baby stuff... There are some bits that are just weird:

4 packets of cigarette papers (2 are the kind to roll joints with!)
4 Lighters
108 condoms!
2 x super glue
14 sanitary pads
60 pantliners
13 batteries
6 lip balms
1 blu tack
2 pritt sticks
1 bottle of mouthwash
6 tooth brushes
120 plasters

And out of all of this 2 packets of wipes...

Am I a bit weird to think that joint papers shouldn't be part of a prize for a baby competition?

They should have sent some redbull for your DP.

He's going to need it poor man. 108 condoms................

Ill Maybe I should save the boxes for Halloween and get a babysitter?

Horrace I have no idea, you would think there would at least be more wipes! to clean up after using the condoms

I think there's a hidden camera in there too and they're all crying with laughter at your expressions as you unpacked it.

You could always use your imagination...

Condom balloon animals
Paper mâché with the cigarette papers
stocking fillers with the lip balm

The fun to could have!

Mrs A video of that would be youtube worthy!

But yes, picture is on my profile so you can see how odd it is. :)

cross post with Mrs Cumberbatch!

Congrats on winning - I think

5 You are much more imaginative than I. Bloody hell, it's just the condoms, the amount has freaked me out. Half of them are in boxes of 3 as well!

Probably HQ just emptied their handbags into the hamper blue tac is that to tac baby down so you know where your left baby

Rock Thanks. :) I wonder if they just picked me now to clear out their bathroom cupboard!

A friend won as well with me and she got razors in hers. :o

Im not even going to mention the condoms

Mrs I think the superglue might work better for that!

Mrs I don't know what the fuck to do with them! I have a nuvaring and friend who won as well is trying to concieve!

Mrs I think the superglue might work better for that!

oo yes glue baby somewhere no need to lose baby ever again it is genius when you think about it ,

Totally bizarre!

Blu tak and pritt stick to stick bottle to baby in the car seat while I have a joint with the papers and shag all day with the condoms?

Might need to visit love honey for a use for all these batteries!

Whistling Surely that must be the case. I think it must be.

I have reported my thread to MHNQ to ask them if they were in on it. :o

Shall I tell you the real (boring) reason?
Tushies are either made or distributed by a company called Multibrands. You got a load of their other brands' products.

MAybe the fag papers had erm more in it and mumsnet used them as they were packing hamper

That's so funny, I am snorting with laughter.

Hazel :( Well that's an anti climax!