Sorry to hijack your thread OP but I just thought I'd share this.
As funny as it is, we all know it's based on things some of the idiots believe 
This is is deadly serious, so I strongly advise you to read this for your own sake!!!
Facebook will begin stealing your underwear at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your first ever nursery teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness Monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line, beside the nude pics of Prince Harry!!!!
Not only is the above going to happen, but Facebook will start charging you tomorrow. They are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't re-post this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire .......... It's all true ......... It was on the news! It's official! Facebook users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status (Don't forget the hearts. All good copy and pastes gotta have hearts.) ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (stolen from someone else, but absolutely, without a doubt, totally true!!!!!)