To find this bloke a cunt?

[WelshMaenad]

Was out front of my house putting recycling out earlier, and had to shoo my usually road-sensible cat out of the road because she was sat in the middle of it yelling at me over some perceived slight (she's half Siamese, I get a lot of grief) and a car was coming.

Car stopped in the road, bloke wound his window down, chuckling, and said "You were lucky she moved. I don't like cats!", gunned his engine, and drove off, still chuckling.

Yes, hilarious, flangeface.

Why are people such utter cunts? We lost a cat to traffic in July. It's very unusual round here, it's a quiet village, and we thought we were just really really unlucky, but maybe someone did it on purpose because they hate cats.

As Worra was there, I'm sure she'll recognise him again and oblige in telling him he's a cunt.

Ariel probably knows him, bunny and cat murderers flocking together as they do

Bet he's got a drawer full of character ties and socks as well Jamie.

Hmmm, Richard Madeley you say?

I'm going to plump for prat as there's no badness to the man just extreme prattiness.

But Richard Madely, for example, is a cunt, Jamie

Oh, he's not a cunt! He's just a bit of an eejit.

Unless he's indulged in cuntiness of which I haven't been informed.

Really farked off that this isn't a proper man hating cunty thread

He fucking is too, squoosh!

Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, to infinity.

Plus one.

There is a cunt in the Richard & Judy relationship - but it's not Richard. (Although he's a prize prat).

cunt

Just because

The dude wouldn't had known about the loss of your previous cat, OP. It sounds to me like he was joking. Let it go.

OFGS.... he was joking!

If he can't find one on his own then yanbu

YANBU. One of those self-obsessed twats that thinks everyone shares his own high opinion of himself and his "wonderful" sense of humour.

I am crying with laughter at this thread! I too was hoping for a good dose of cuntish man behaviour.

Welsh thank you for accepting YABU

You are understandably over sensitive about certain jokes. However, he was probably just trying to be friendly, in a blokeish way.

I get a lot of "put your back into it, love" type comments while pushing a heavy toddler in a pushchair up a very steep hill. I would cheerfully strangle them at the time, but know this type of man think they are saying "cheer up, love, it might never happen".

BTW your half Siamese cat sounds very pretty and knows who is boss

C'mon Crikey, tell us what you meant by that or you're a cunt

Yabu op he was joking.

I always say 'It already has ' to 'cheer up it might never happen' Green.

I do too, I love seeing their face drop

Someone said up thread they've never seen a dead Badger. I see a lot on the side of the roads here when we're out and about.

It's likely to be Badger baiting then they chuck the poor animal out on the road to avoid detection and prosecution. Bastards!

"My cat had a nasty accident running in the road."
"Oh dear. What happened?"
"His rear offside paw blew out."

No, I said I'd never HIT a badger despite the number you see squashed on the roadside.

(Badger baiters should be forced down a dark hole with dogs sent in after them. Too good for them)

cunt you say?
cunt it is

And Richard Madelely. Total cunt.

Gobsmacked that you can type the c word and it not be censored!!!

CUNT!