To find this bloke a cunt?

[WelshMaenad]

Was out front of my house putting recycling out earlier, and had to shoo my usually road-sensible cat out of the road because she was sat in the middle of it yelling at me over some perceived slight (she's half Siamese, I get a lot of grief) and a car was coming.

Car stopped in the road, bloke wound his window down, chuckling, and said "You were lucky she moved. I don't like cats!", gunned his engine, and drove off, still chuckling.

Yes, hilarious, flangeface.

Why are people such utter cunts? We lost a cat to traffic in July. It's very unusual round here, it's a quiet village, and we thought we were just really really unlucky, but maybe someone did it on purpose because they hate cats.

I would find it funny, sorry.

Funny the number of dead animals you see on the road yet in 20 years of driving I have never hit a cat, badger, pheasant or fox.

Some of them must be hit on purpose.

I think you are being a bit over sensitive....was just a joke and at least he stopped.

I often say that I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one.....now wondering if that makes me a cunt as well

It was a joke.

His sense of humour was not to your taste. That's all. That's life.

YABU.

I wonder if he shops at counting sainsburys.....

I wonder if he shops at cunting sainsburys.....

Awww, you mean like bunny suicides Ariel?

They have terrible depression problems

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I don't drive - would you know if you ran over a small animal?

Hehe, I've just read your post again Ariel, you meant the person hit them on purpose, not the animals were there on purpose

I've got to stop skim reading.

I was puzzling over it to be honest.

I have hit a rabbit before.

On purpose??? You cunt!

not the first time I've been called a cunt on MN.

i am sure it was just a joke and how would he know you lost a cat.

Ariel were you driving at the time or do you just go round randomly hitting bunnies?

You don't have to answer that without a Solicitor present

Although he was probably at rock bottom having found his bunny wife with his bunny brother, so don't feel too bad, it's what he wanted

He's not a cunt based on that little exchange. He was being friendly, in his way. Unless he said it with a murderous glare while gunning the engine. He is also probably not psychic, and therefore knows nowt about you losing your other cat.

I am a keen bunny murderer.

I broke my 12 year run of never killing wildlife with my car last year when I ran over a sparrow. I was inconsolable. I think myself and my divaish semiSiamese are very well suited indeed. (she is gorgeous, Zigzag, Siamese build/coat but black and white).

I accept that IABU and apologise profusely for calling the poor beleagured driver a cunt. I STILL don't think it was very funny but am probably just oversensitive because of what happened to the ginger ninja.

Still no takers for my ex boyfriend?

Did you CALL him a cunt?

Not to his face, so unless he reads Mumsnet he's blissfully ignorant. I'm not THAT much of a fucking diva mostly

I don't think the joke's very funny. Not getting on high horse ( ) but it's a bit of a twatty thing to say, IMO. So, less cunt, more twat

That's alright then the cunt.

he probably has a sign above his desk that says "you don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps"

Twatty is different to cunty. Twunty is the territory where the two meet.

squoosh

or what about Pratty?

We used to play a game Twat, Prat or Cat?

Think of random celebrity and decide which they are ("Cat" being someone cool)

So, for example: Richard Madeley - twat, prat or cat?