To think Sharon from Eastenders needs a new image

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Watching Eastenders for the first time in aeons.

There is Sharon in her power suit, synthetic platinum ringlets, sunbed tan, 2 kilos of makeup and her quivery pout.

Would Points of View be receptive to a letter requesting she changes things a bit. Shoulder length brown hair? Pair of jeans? Face tattoo.

Men still lose the will to think straight in her presence I see. Oh she's an unlikely femme fatale that one!

True though innit?

She wears hair extensions. The ones you can get from those marketstalls in shopping malls.

Meeeeeeeeeeeesh-ell!

Yanbu she also has the Figure of a upside down triangle.

Huge top half, skinny pins
Although maybe that's the shoulder pads!?
[Hmm]

Are people in Albert Square meant to be stylish then?

Last time I watched it, she was married to Phil, or Grant, & she had a Purdey type hair do.

And, why, exactly, would Jack who (although not my type) is young, handsome & could have anyone (on EE) be sexually fascinated by Sharon? Ludicrous.

And the twee "sweetie pie" way she talks to her son is REALLY FECKING ANNOYING ME.

AND she managed to bag Little Dennis, the hottest man ever to have walked that Quadrangle of Misery.

I hope she is just wearing a wig and that one day a good bout of sauf winds will blow that hair right off her bald bonce.

Also she ain't all tits and teeth but bad essex bird gone wrong.

Just think that's what the cast of TOWIE will look like in ten years time...

Sharon should get back together with Phil. Pinky and Perky does Eastenders.

What is it with her eyes? She keeps doing an odd wide eyed look . Makes her look a bit deranged.

Man in drag. I just keep thinking of the poor actor who plays jack.

When Tanya discovers they are really (half) sisters, she probably will do a makeover, but if it is anything like the one she did on her young neice, it won't be much of an improvement.

I like her. I think she plays her part fairly sensitively and I think she has matured as an actress.

The wardrobe/hair is a bit weird certainly - a kind of cut-price femme fetale which they haven't got quite right but still - I think Eastenders Wardrobe Department like having alot of fun! Look at the tiny mini-skirts Phil's girlfriend used to wear, tiny!! Kat's lipstick! And lets not forget the bobble-hat! I for one hope they keep the "over-the-topness" up.

I haven't watched Eastenders in years but I could never understand this magnetic power Sharon was supposed to have over men. Okay, when I was watching it Albert Square wasn't exactly full of supermodels competing for their attention, but still........

But agree yes Jack, Mr handsome or what. Very Sharon got her claws into him first. I don't believe he wants her either. Me and Jack we could have been good together (well for a couple of "dates"!)

Jack is a man so thick that his face appears on the banknotes in ThickoLand.

This thread is hilarious, and so, so true. I have never written this in my life but I actually LOL'd Quadrangle of Misery!

Quadrangle of misery is how I will now refer to the show.

Love 'Quadrangle of Misery'

What about Terrace of Tedium for Coronation Street?

How are Sharon and Tanya half sisters?

Jack is a man so thick that his face appears on the banknotes in ThickoLand

Hahahaha I may steal that line.

I can't stand her either, it's the breathy voice that makes me want to throw bricks at the tv.

The actor who plays Jack is sometimes spotted in the backwater place I live. His grandparents live here.

You can hear the collective sigh of the women of here when he steps off the train.

Sorry. YANBU about Shazzer.

There's something strange about her upper body. Her head is like the Cheshire Cat. It's just floating there without a neck. I wish she'd cut that hair off and wear some v neck tops to bring some proportion to her body. She's always wearing strange high tops. Kat needs to swap wardrobes with her.