CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

That's it really.

I'll see your cunt weevils and raise you a large spreading pool of warm bottom gravy.

fair enough

Here's a great sticky blob of fannysnot for you.

were you saving it 'specially Blue?

Thought this might be a Father Ted thread, lol

Cunt bucket.

No, Weasel, I can usually summon up a fair old helping!

we haven't mentioned flange pops for a while either

So the rumours about this place are true

Sadly .....yes.

Although the jury's still out over the Wank Badgers and whether they are the real cause of recent outbreaks of T.B (The Bumsex)

Everyone knows that Downton Abbey and the watching thereof causes bumsex. Doesn't everyone know that?

Not the people that want to Quell the Wank badgers.

I came here from Most Active, you will be pleased to know [supportive]

I'm pretty new here, so I could be easily wrong. However, I think I could toss in a jizz crust.

I have no problem with Wank Badgers doing the BumSex, but digging holes in my garden is a no no.

Welcome to mumsnet Oldandcobwebby, you will obviously fit right in

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

Arrr weasel shipmate!

Gis me parrot back

Your lady garden? The bastards.

Lady Garden even. Bloody telephone.

The word on my street is SLOW in big white letters

LOL cross posted Mama :-)

Fuck. That's why I flattened that group of nuns. Thanks for the heads up!!

It's not a parrot. Its secret squirrel. That's why it looks like a parrot.

There was a squirrel in my garden today. My cat was trying to chase it up a tree [irrelevant fact]

Squashed wimples are the next big thing, perchance?