in thinking that theft is theft?

[Alliwantisaroomsomewhere]

I went to a conference today. Someone who also attended it has commented that she "found" something in her bag from the conference venue. Whether she put it there or someone else did, it is theft, surely?

DH has just informed me that his cock was, indeed, heavier than his suitcase I've told him that having an appendage heavier than a load of boxers and a bagfull of pilfered tea-bags is nothing to boast about. He's now staring at the television wearing an intense and slightly hurt expression.

Alliwant

Ivor tell him to shove his cock up his arse and carry himself round London like a suitcase...

He's just brought me a nice cup of tea, I'll save that one until he annoys me again

Well, if she didn't put it there, I wouldn't judge her for not wanting to post it back. Have you seen Royal Mail's prices lately?