To ask the farmer up the road to not muck spread?

[Sparklingbrook]

I have a full line of washing out. How inconsiderate.

I had a dog that all the kids said looked like pippin, he also smelt like poo in his later years.
Just thought I would tell you all that

forgive me uterus :)

I have just put the washing out. No smells as yet......

Don't want to scare you but our miserable neighbours in a nearby courtyard used to get their septic tank emptied by the local farmer who promptly spread it over his fields providing us with a new and exciting fragrance of fabric conditioner. He was actually prosecuted for this but not before he managed to spray toilet tissue in my garden.

Oh Elsie No. That is just Did you cry? I would have.

Elsie!! That is revolting...