To ask the farmer up the road to not muck spread?

[Sparklingbrook]

I have a full line of washing out. How inconsiderate.

We had the cess-pit lorry and pig poo spreading the other day. It was a damn fine drying day too.

The hedgerows are full of juicy blackberries though to quaff on the school run.

LIving in the sticks is a double-edged sword, I tells ya.

Ketchup removes fox poo from dogs.
It must be Heinz.

(knowledgeable four-dog owner)

Cezzy . I often tell the year 11 boys having a farting competition that they don't scare me, I'm from a farming family!

I live on a farm and actually DO like the smell of muck spreading, and even cow poo from bullocks at the end of the garden.

Don't like the flies that come with it though :(

uterus I LOVE YOUR NN
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You need to live round here. A lot of our local farmers have decide that onions are a profitable crop. They are fairly innocuous when they are growing, but when they are harvested...Dear GOD!
They are graded as they are picked, and the wronguns are ploughed back in. The whole area smells like a burger van for weeks! And your eyes water!

I meant the banning of the crisp episode Sparkling. :o

Is that right Norks? I'm going to try that next time the little bleeder dog shows up in the yard stinking of rotting fish... Fox muck is seriously rank...

Sparkling I am :o at the number of posts assuming your op was serious.

Saggy that sounds awful. I like the thought of a 'wrong onion' though.

xpost wanna sorry

I'm surprised they haven't banned the bread episode yet. Aunty Mabel buys a white loaf you know.

Doesn't she eat a jam tart in the wood episode?

Agree about the number of posters thinking it was serious! God, rather a bit of manure once in a while than constant traffic fumes.

kate it is a TRUEFACT :)
Have ketchupped plenty of terriers in my time

And all that cream on the cake for Pippin's birthday? Even if it does end up over her freshly dry-cleaned dress.

poor Pippin is dead you know....

I can't watch Come Outside without thinking of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel in Open all Hours. That would be banned now because of the stammering shop keeper no doubt.

I thought there was more than one?

Pippin is dead! How come I didn't know this?

Really?

Oh no poor pippin

I'll never be able to watch it again knowing he's dead.

Please tell me you are joking

how could I joke about such a thing?
my daughter told me yesterday

Poor pippin

Ive been here years, Norks.

I love the sewage episode of CO. Linda Baron in a sewer never fails to make me chuckle. She's so professional!

Fox poo IS the worst smell in the world. I like the smell of horse & cow poo. Tis lush. Also bf baby poo
Human, pig & hen waste is vile though. Too ammonia-y.

I suspected Pippin may be no longer with us, due to the age of the programme, but seeing it in black & white is very sad.

Anyway, off to stock up on ketchup in anticipation of the Jack Russell's next fox-poo-bath...

Pootatoes-arf!

Sorry, only just found this thread.

Sure is a lingering smell.

Which lingers longer if the dog manages to roll in shit.