to start a thread just for non-reporters?

[Hullygully]

So we can relax, enjoy ourselves and say whatever we like without a swathe of meaningless deletions at the behest of a PO?

Right, I'm here, reporting for duty or something. Would you like me to report on my day?

I know, I'll report myself for replying to a thread without reading previous replies.

snog

runs away screaming

Sorry. Actually, you're right. Those hotplates are just too hot.

FB seem to ignore my reports entirely. I reported a scaremongering hoax group, and found it was still around a year later.

Oooh. Did Hully mean a Police Officer?

What did I miss?

I've been hearing reports!

Oh, who am I kidding. I can't even stop my own 8 and 4 yr olds from yelling personal insults and thumping each other (and the dog, me, the au pair etc).

Carry on.

Did you really used to be bran? Are you still in ROI?

what is ROI?

Bran is that you?

PO = Po (as in po-faced), and also, conveniently, Professionally Offended.

Legions of grey pursed lip tutters spoiling our fun.

ROI = Republic of Ireland, Hully. :)

I was accused of sneering at people with SN yesterday.
That was a surreal moment in the Pag house, and no mistake.

Oh Pag, you wanton hussy.

I would like some sympathy please. This morning, I am at work, having to listen to the various Machiavellian machinations at the local beekeepers' meeting, and keep a straight face. it is TOUGH

You sneerer, you, Pag. How could you.

My name is BIWI and I am a Thread Reporter. Business links, people asking for free research on their own ideas, spurious petitions/polls/beauty contests. And I've even reported one of my own threads today.

Sympathy Abs.

I too require needy stroking. My one day off (lieu) in a loooong time...plans of bacon sarnies in front of homes under the hammer,sitting with the cat and a afternoon nap.

Instead...dentist at 11.30 after breaking my back tooth in half last night on a cheese sarnie.

How the jeff do you break your tooth on a cheese sarnie?

Poor Absy.
Will there be mead at least?

I was up at 5 fucking 30 to get dd to 6.30 swimming. Wtf.
Who agreed to that?

How do you defame someone in relation to bee keeping? HOW?

crazynanna - ouch! Mind you, I broke my back tooth and had to have root canal work after eating cooked spinach ...

BIWI ,you should just apply to mnhq and be done with it.

I would want better deletion messages.

Message deleted until poster takes massive stick out of her arse and chills the fuck out.

Waspish

Oh - I could become a prefect or something!

Perhaps I could aim at ridding us of the PO by working from the inside?

spinach BiWi

It doesn't hurt at all...but I know it will. And my dentist loves pliers..so I am sure it is going to be whipped out

I too could use some sympathy. I am at work with a horrible cold, and sore throat. And people keep talking to me. I don't want to talk. I am ill. I want to be in bed feeling sorry for myself.

I too report threads that advertise etc. sorry. But it irritates me.

But I'm not PO. honestly I'm not.

Poor absy it would be very easy to defame a beekeeper if you were in that world. I could do it at the drop of a hat . You just accuse them of unethical practices - particularly if you are either side of the natural / conventional beekeeper divide