to start a thread just for non-reporters?

[Hullygully]

So we can relax, enjoy ourselves and say whatever we like without a swathe of meaningless deletions at the behest of a PO?

I'll take that as a yes then.

Whatchoo on about morag?

I am Abs, as in, Abs who is normally AbsofAwesomeness/Croissant/Whatever, but i'm now able to NC to Absy. As I'm that special.

It happened a couple of days ago, and no one noticed

[attention seeker]

Absy, I just got your PM about coming on to this thread and admiring your new name.

Ohhhhh it's so shiny.

? PM?

Twas a bad joke

I got it after I posted.

Sorry

I noticed m'dear, and I asked but you IGNORED me.

So rude. tsk

Where? On the Naomi Wolf one?

I'm too pissed off with that woman right now to read the thread.

What's PO? Post Office? I like Post Offices. I am offended by this insinuation that I do not.

Get oft -I am scoffing at the idea if your scoffing at the idea of being mumsnet royalty. I think

Ooh - does that mean I can claim Exit? Someone else had it briefly, until my friend rallied and said it was too confusing.

I like an abbreviation.

I report spam.

I report by going

Spam!Spam! spam!Spam! Spam....etc, etc in the report box bit.

I also report trolls of little entertainment value, saves time for annoying the proper trolls.

I love Absy.

Wot is PO? I've only just learnt pa isn't always personal assistant!

I don't understand this thread at all....

...pulls herself together and sinks back into the pillows of her sickbed

Well I am claiming every variation of tantrums.
If there is another tantrums I shall report them for theft.

I am the only one.

Ooh can I join? I've never reported a post/thread - I don't actually know how to!!

i claim muggywuggy

and pollywollydoodle

Right then. I claim every flipping name on mumsnet and you cliquey royalty ilk must become nameless. So there.

I like EveryFlippinNameOnMN

And CliqueyRoyalIlk