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To think Jasmine on CBB is a mentalist?

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Teamumizumi · 20/08/2012 21:56

and she should eat something.

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cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:12

I don't know which Cbb thread to join in with!

Cherubim · 21/08/2012 22:26

Let's make this one the best one Wink

limitedperiodonly · 21/08/2012 22:28

Julie Goodyear looks like Jimmy Saville

Cherubim · 21/08/2012 22:31

I said that the other night! Bless her Confused

She's a game old bird, mind.

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:36

Did Coleen really say thAt about bet or is she channelling jasmine?

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:36

The situation has a nose like a potato.

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:39

Lorenzee likes danica! Jasmine would spontaneously combust!

Cherubim · 21/08/2012 22:41

Maybe Lorenzo and Danica will get married!

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:44

Would she go for him if she knew that he liked her I wonder? She has men throwing themselves at her feet doesn't she?

Cherubim · 21/08/2012 22:48

Especially rich men! I think she should go for it. She'd be set for life!

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:49

Martin in a rock band? A rock band with frilly blouses?

Cherubim · 21/08/2012 22:50

Rock band, my arse Hmm

Still would, though.

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:52
Grin
cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:53

God Harvey is boring

limitedperiodonly · 21/08/2012 22:53

Ooh, Martin, what big yellow teeth you have.

No sorry, I just couldn't.

I thought Julie would be a right cow but I'm tipping her to win now.

If she turns out to be a cow I won't have lost anything.

limitedperiodonly · 21/08/2012 22:54

Harvey manages to be boring and an incipient sex pest at the same time.

cornybootseeker · 21/08/2012 22:55

Yes Martin needs some of those crest strips

Teamumizumi · 21/08/2012 23:41

Jasmine is only 27. She looks 40.

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MrsJREwing · 22/08/2012 07:48

wow, I thought Jasmine was nearing 40.

theodorakis · 22/08/2012 07:54

At least he didn't follow the crowd and get ridiculous veneers. Surely that shows he is less shallow? Same for jasmine, God, if anyone ever needed serious amounts of forehead Botox....

valiumredhead · 22/08/2012 08:31

Not sure if Jasmine could stand being in CBB if her emaciated state is down to addiction to class A's

Well clearly she IS having a lot of problems.

She's not the first to be on bb with a drug habit.

limitedperiodonly · 22/08/2012 08:32

You didn't get veneers in the 80s, you followed the crowd and got caps. Still fucked up your teeth though.

I'm also shocked by how young Jasmine is

valiumredhead · 22/08/2012 08:33

I didn't even notice Martin's teeth, but then again I hate white veneers, they all look like over sized dentures.

27 ? Shock

MrsJREwing · 22/08/2012 08:38

Surley if you get vaneers and later are not wealthy, you would require dentures? lots of celebs seem to require a great deal of vaneer maintenance.

theodorakis · 22/08/2012 08:49

But he is rich. I saw them in Dubai a few years ago, was packed and most of their tour was sold out. By the way, they were absolutely amazing, exactly the same as when I saw them in the 80s.
i don't know why people are being so bitchy about his looks, his hair and teeth. He is significantly older than most of them and far less annoying than the majority of them. MN posters often bemoan people who judge them for not wearing make up or having fuzzy hair etc. I don't think he deserves so much venom.

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