To think Jasmine on CBB is a mentalist?

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and she should eat something.

Mummy pig, I watched it all and still don't know what the fuck is going on.
It may have been edited to fuck because none of it makes any sense. Jasmine seems to be 'famous' for possibly having had an affair with Simon cowell and also for being a nasty contestant on some modelling show. She has a son which Wikipedia says was fathered by an American rock star I have never heard of who may have beaten her up once. Not sure why her son is significant but she seems unhinged. Hopefully it's a game plan(a shit one) rather than real mental illness but she does seem unhinged.

Like this? :) Nope, it doesnt work. Cant click and drag or just drag over. :s

I don't think I have ever seen anyone with such amazing inner thighs as Jasmine!

It's on your post!

Jasmine's thighs are awful - so thin.

(confused)

Oh bugger, you mean you've got to type it out in full each time? [boring]

"Sharon type posters"? That's pretty offensive. What you are basically saying is that anyone less educated and without the political leanings and newspaper readership of the average MN user is in some way less important. Patronising shit.

Derren Brown is a mentalist. He was inspired to do what he does by a book callled "13 Steps To Mentalism". I have a copy.

Thanks to the people who said what Jasmine is famous for.

She is disturbed and people can't work out how to deal with her.

It's also depressing me that she's got so many people feeling sorry for that bloke who wants to shag Rhian.

She doesn't want to do sex with you. Leave off. Anyone would think you were a rapist.

Wasn't Rhian in bed with him last night, though?

What does he do for a living, anyway? Judo? Is judo as good a career as cage-fighting?

Hang on.

Is Jasmine the same person who was in a reality show about modelling?

If so, her grip on reality has declined even further.

no, if you read properly, you would not have twisted or invented meanings to suit you, in order to magic up reason to have an unjustified go.

I know - why should Rhian have to apologise to Judo guy for not fancying him
Lorenzee's face was a picture when he had to Jasmine last night.

they have been in there for amatter of days and the Judo guy feels like he is entitled to the Rhian woman? How utterly bizzare. Can't men take rejection? At least she was totally clear with him really early on. The whole thing completely confuses me but perhaps he feels crushed because he lovs her soooomuch? Idiots.

and yes, poor Lorenzo the prince. Jasmine may not consider herself a rinser in the same way as Danica but she very obviously made a play for him right from day one and is trying to mould him into some kind of protector - he is very obviously not keen.

I think they all assume she will be out in a week so there's no need to risk offending her by being truthful so they are all pussyfooting around her so she doesn't explode.

The judo guy is an Olympian. That's his career, I think he's done pretty well considering he's come from a background where it could have all gone horribly wrong. Plus, I think he has ADHD.

With regards to him fancying Rhian, I agree with limited - why the fuck should she apologise for not fancying him? That's his problem.

I quite fancy Lorenzo.

Ssssshhhhh, don't tell anyone.

Oh good lord. He is so DULL!

He is, isn't he?

Martin Kemp is dull too but I want him to stay in long enough for his grey roots to need touching up. Two weeks, do you think? Three would definitely do it.

I know he's dull! That's why I feel ashamed.

I think he makes pet food for a living for God's sake. Pet food baron, that's not the stuff of my filthiest fancies.

Read in the paper this morning that the housemates have 'Had to hide all the knives'

I know someone whose family made their fortune from cat litter. That was the most interesting thing about him.

It was the clumping stuff, so it I suppose it would be quite filthy if you lobbed a handful of it at someone.

There's a lot of money in pets.

Too much editing last night so you couldn't tell what was going on.
Her jumping off the bed was so abrupt there had to be more to it than we saw. I don't think we saw the 'be nice to Ashley' conversation so we don't know who's lying.

I think she's faking the straight talking bitch from hell persona, in a misguided attempt to grab airtime and exposure outside of the show. She hasn't realised that the editing makes her look like a loon.
She certainly needs to eat more.

And ditch some of the hair extensions. It's like a lion's mane.

I would like her to stay just to see Coleen or Samantha brick wipe the floor with her. She is bound to try to upset one of them sooner or later.

I have just caught up on last night's episode - she is bonkers! Poor Lorenzo,he didn't know where to put himself when she was draped all over him! And julie fawning all over her, urghhhh!