The commandments of marriage

[MyLittleMiracles]

Before i paste them, please note these are not from me, but on facebook and i think that some prick must have written this and it gives out the complete wrong vibe about relationships to young girl, like they should just tolerate anything!!

COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn?t work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened
5. The husband is still the master and

has full control on all the operations even in bed

1. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
2. Before going to bed the wife must be in her night dress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at anytime he feels like
3. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
4. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting 12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting 13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home 14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night 15. The wife never goes to her husband?s office only when it comes an urgent case of emergence of this one 16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money 17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband?s advantage 18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed 19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him 20. The wife must respect the husband?s orders carefully 21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

Sorry for long post

22. This husband is an arse and should be sent back to neolithic times.

It looks like it's originally written by someone in an abusive relationship. It reads sarcasm to me.

The wife needs to run for the hills.

Commandment 1 defriend morons.

I've heard rules like this in some extreme Religious communities here in US.

It doesn't sound like its written by someone fluent in English

The English is almost as bad as the sentiment.

I mean could this be a cultural thing that has been translated? (ignorant of other cultures and clutching at straws)

It doesnt sound english, but where ever in the world this is from it still is sad, women shouldnt be thinking like that!

I could never obey anything so badly worded.

24. Buy heaviest dictionary you can find. Beat husband repeatedly and firmly around head with it until he stops spouting rubbish. Then divorce him.

24. If in doubt - get out.

To the wife of the author of these commandments, read #24 over and over, disregard 1-23 and RUN.

Poor old DH. He didn't even get so much as a 'obey' in our vows. Can't actually remember what I did agree to though...

Husband may be overcompensating for some deficiency.

could it be a pisstake?

Some of these are creepy.

Footnote.

If the wife observes that her husband is, verily, an Actual Prick (which is of course inevitable if he doth follow the Rules of an Arse) she is impelled forthwith to decrie him as a Cuntchops of the Highest Order and stand heavily upon his bollocks.

Actually it looks like it has been translated.

(and it must be true as I have written it in Ye Badly Cobbled Olden)

Agree with Commandment 24 suggested above.

You know they are vile. What is your reason for posting them?

It was posted on this page on the 10th August, so might be of African origin?