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The commandments of marriage

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MyLittleMiracles · 15/08/2012 19:24

Before i paste them, please note these are not from me, but on facebook and i think that some prick must have written this and it gives out the complete wrong vibe about relationships to young girl, like they should just tolerate anything!!

COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

  1. The husband is always right
  2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn?t work
  3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed
  4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened
  5. The husband is still the master and
has full control on all the operations even in bed
  1. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
  2. Before going to bed the wife must be in her night dress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at anytime he feels like
  3. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
  4. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting 12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting 13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home 14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night 15. The wife never goes to her husband?s office only when it comes an urgent case of emergence of this one 16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money 17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband?s advantage 18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed 19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him 20. The wife must respect the husband?s orders carefully 21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

Sorry for long post

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LaurieFairyCake · 15/08/2012 21:03

It's probably written by some racist Hmm

Seems totally fabricated to me.

CrispyCod · 15/08/2012 21:10

vaga how did you trace it back to a page?
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Vagaceratops · 15/08/2012 21:11

I just googled it - It only bought up 4 pages, two that work. I dont know if it originated there.

Vagaceratops · 15/08/2012 21:13

The more of it you google, the more results you get.

notmyproblem · 15/08/2012 22:54

Fucking 50 Shades of Grey has taken us back hundreds of years with all this mewling pathetic woman-hating bullshit.

Not worth the paper is was written on.

MadgeHarvey · 15/08/2012 23:06

I can't begin to think why you would repost this? It's wrong on so many levels, badly written, has no basis in any kind of truth or reality AND you got it off Facebook. Go on - enlighten me - why DID you post it?

MysteryThing · 15/08/2012 23:21

I agree - why the fuck did you post it? If I want to read a load of shit from facebook, I'd go on facebook! Hmm

MorrisZapp · 15/08/2012 23:26

Seriously, don't link fb shite. This is MN.

Discuss that rank post with your 'friend' who posted it, not with us thanks.

IsBella · 15/08/2012 23:34

Is this a synopsis of 50 shades of grey?

BadLad · 16/08/2012 04:12

I suspect it's a joke / piss take. Can't believe anyone has taken it seriously.

mrsmangelsneck · 16/08/2012 04:20

It's what horrible twats think, nothing to do with "culture". I work with a lot of Muslim men who are in very "traditional" marriages, their wives don't work outside the home and would defer to them in many matters eg financial, but they respect their wives and would be disgusted at that.

AdoraBell · 16/08/2012 04:22

25, if husband ever tries to command anything refer him to The Word Of AdoraBell On MN - fuck off!

MyLittleMiracles · 16/08/2012 13:32

I just thought that social networking sites shouldn't Allow that sort of thing. Facebook is for those over 12 I know but growing up getting told that or reading it doesn't promote imo a healthy relationship.

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