Spice Girls were dull. It was VB though. No one else could look as stick-up-the-arsey as that.
Liam looked and sounded like someone badly impersonating Liam Gallagher.
Ed Sheeran is approximately 13 years old, distinctly average, and should not have been let near such a classic song.
Ditto Ricky Wilson (except not the 13 years old bit). And why the double denim?
Jessie J and her stooges looked under-rehearsed; didn't seem to know when they were meant to finish and take their bows. Her voice isn't all that either.
Russell Brand looked like a tit.
Do they only let Annie Lennox out these days for bombastic yet banal 'national events'?
Nice to see Georgie Michael, and I loved Freedom, but who let him do his crap new song?
Loved Eric Idle, of course. And they let him sing 'Life's a piece of shit'!
Loved Take That; that is a stone-cold GREAT pop song.
Can't remember anything else. It was all a bit of a mess. Boyle must have been sitting at home laughing his tits off at how much better his was.