To want Imogen Thomas to just fuck off

[Pickles77]

I can't stand the fame obsessed f lister. AIBU to want her to fuck the fuck off?
I can't be alone surely? She makes my blood boil. The more I try to avoid seeing her stupid face the more she crops up. ARGH!!!!

No not really. I was just giving you the courtesy of a fulsome reply. you had done so well - stuck disingenuous in there too. I was a bit sad no one had bitten

I have outer myself as reading the mail in the coffee shop anyway. I am a hopeless case really.

i look at the Mail sometimes online. Still think its an offensive pile of crap though!

I read the express the other day. If possible that was even worse.

At work I used to spend my whole lunch break reading the paper but I now get most of my news from radio 5 which is always on when I am at home. I am getting old.

not the Express Shame on you woman!!

Even I step away from the express pag

I read the Mail Online every day, bite me! generally the sidebar of shame for the pictures I choose not to believe everything their bitchy, slightly illiterate reporters write but I do still read it. Every time they do a report on how even a sniff of wine is likely to knock a year off my life it makes me more determined to enjoy even more.

I know!

It's ok. I showered.

I was just going to give an explanation of how I came to read it but I realised that would just make me look like a closet regular.

well, sometimes I am walking past the Mail in a shop and I trip over and fall on top of it, it falls open and I accidentally read it

I didn't "claim" to have never heard of her. I genuinely haven't. Since my hairdresser went mobile I no longer read the sleb magazines at the hairdresser so I have no idea who most people are.

i never went near the mail until i came on mumsnet .Now i look at it online evry day and cant resist a comment or 2 on their ridiculous celeb stories.It is heaving with twats

MN is a dangerous gateway to the Mail.

It starts off with experimenting with Liz Jones and before you know it you're speculating whether Suri Cruise has had her tits done.

Also the fact that MN mentions the DF so much you feel compelled to have a look at what the fuss is about.

I know I shouldn't, but I love a bit of showbiz goss on the fail and OP YANBU she is bloody irritating. I would understand a bit if she had done "something" but she hasn't done a sodding thing! Her pregnancy will be longer than Jessica Simpson's.

Oh Ffs. Today's Imogen report. Imogen's got a parking ticket fine at the hospital.

Are you actually the Imogen person's PR Pickles? You are spreading the word innit

I could be couldn't I?!
Going to stress to the family now the importance of not pushing a pregnant lady's buttons

I can't wait for Imogen's baby advice book. Hope it's as hilariousgood as Tess Daly's.

Watch out Myleene

DM is showing a pic of herself and Daisy her daughter!

daisy [sorry emotioncon!!]