To enjoy trumping loudly

[shiftinglard]

Home alone, DP away, kids not here. I have been sitting watching tv and trumping as much as much as I want all night.

One of them was so loud it woke the dog up!

Bit whiffy too......

AIBU?

YANBU

at waking the dog up.

YANBU

I find the older I get ,the louder I fart.

Oh and couple of glasses of Rex which is not helping the windypops

Rex?! Lol not the dog, RED!!! As in vino

Yanbu! But I personally find it even more fun when my fiancé is there and after I trump loud and proud he pats me on the arse and says 'good bum'

YABVU- to not enjoy the same harmless fun when DP is there!

The morning after a good curry, I can do a small but audible trump on every step as I go downstairs. Makes me howl with laughter every time.

I was in lidl earlier and I trumped so loud people two aisles away heard, I though it was going to be a silent one but alas no.

They made me feel like a dirty bitch, but it did feel good had a dodgy Chinese earlier wouldn't dream of farting in sainsburys though!

hope you lift leg and do Wafting movements too

Everyone loves their own brand.

Oddly, even after 6 years don't let rip in front of DP jealous of Krumbum

Very happy to do one in car with DCs though (teen boys) goes some way to making up for the pee soaked toilet seat....

YANBU.

Fussarse I used to be able to do a fart per stair. For some reason I have lost that particular skill.

Fussarse - impressive!

YANBU, I've always enjoyed a good fart, but am finding them harder to control since having my 2nd DC . My 4mo DD trumps louder than all of us and often giggles after - it's a good release

Since I had DD they feel like they travel forwards and pop out my you know what... Oh god I shared too much didn't I??

The louder and longer, the better.

YANBU.

DH cried his eyes out at the scene of "Good Will Hunting" when Robin Dr.Maguire described how his wife woke herself up farting because I have done the same.

2 weeks after we started going out we made a deal that we shouldn't hold in farts.

YANBU!

You should use our family scoring system, all out of ten:

Volume
Ferocity
Comedy Timing
Odour

Good manners dictates a "Pardon me" after each trump.

Lose marks for following through.

(First time I let one go in front of DP he looked really concerned and asked why the dog was growling like that!)

Tango, my DD is very adept at interpreting the look I give her when we're out signalling 'I've let one go, move away from the area immediately'

Ignore the Robin, I was going to type Robin Williams but remembered the characters name.

My auto correct tries to edit Prosecco as prostitution.

I am going to higher to tone here. I can't normally burp much - just the odd mouthly-expulsion of gas that nobody in the room can hear. But if I gulp down coke (or other carbonated drink) and leave it a couple of minutes I can belch out at the most inconceivably loud level.

It is such a satisfying experiences in my life. I like to do it in my car.

I adore trumping. I also do it at work (night shifts kill my bowels) quite a lot. It's fun

I am in awe of people who can belch words!

Bit jealous of all the partner shared farting, I still hold mine in!

We, as a family, have nightly farting competitions!
Usually one of the children wins unless OH has had a vindaloo the night before in which case the children refuse to enter.
There was a surprise result the other night as the cat won for the first time since we adopted her 7 weeks ago!

I have never been able to fart on demand

feeling a bit inferior in the flatulence stakes

My OH can belch words . He had a habit of belching the word bollocks.
Many years ago when our eldest was 2, my OH was putting her in her carseat when he belched. He didn't say anything but this little voice sadin bollocks perfectly on his behalf!