To enjoy trumping loudly

[shiftinglard]

Home alone, DP away, kids not here. I have been sitting watching tv and trumping as much as much as I want all night.

One of them was so loud it woke the dog up!

Bit whiffy too......

AIBU?

My 9 yr old DS can fart on demand!
We are a very talented family!

I'm surprised I'm the first person to say YABU for calling it trumping!
farting thank you very much

Discodaisy - clearly gifted and talented!

My OH can belch words . He had a habit of belching the word bollocks.

Disco - I am jealous, you've got a gem there.

I was on the phone to DH earlier when I did one so loud and voluminous I thought my 35wk bump might simply be gone, a la Vyvyan on the Young Ones.

I would just like to say that the children get their genes from their father!

The other word OH can belch is "aravoo" from Shooting Stars!

I have a right catch there!

Yesterday I was crossing the road one way and a man was crossing the other way and sneezed loudly.

I said, "Bless you!" but farted loudly as I did so

I did not bless my own fart!