To wish to be rude with Wiggins?

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He looks proper filthy. I'm a little bit in lust!

AIBU?

Those cyclists all look ok until you see them next to normal folk. They're tiny! I've seen bigger jockeys.

And the swimmers look like Avatar people but not blue. And without tails.

I heard yesterday he only has 5% fat in his body. All the rest is muscle. Now whilst that does might sound alluring just think about it. Every time you want a few chips he'll be eating protein and boasting about his 5%. So he's planily no good as a long term prospect and that's all us sensible mumsnetters would be interested in right? Right?

Ok I'll get my coat.................

Do you think he brings his medals to bed with him? I suppose we should ask Mrs Wiggins, who is no doubt a mumsnetter, and reading this thread in horror......

Somebody on Mumsnet should take one for the team.

Do him, and tell.

I don't live a million miles from him and would be willing for the team to let you know how it all went!

I suppose we should ask Mrs Wiggins, who is no doubt a mumsnetter, and reading this thread in horror...... made oi larf. Can't do her ego too much harm to think her man is rather fanciable.

hell yes, lusted all through tour de france

YANBU. I don't understand it btw and I'm 7 months pregnant which is possibly making me mental but YANBU. Mind you at the minute I'd crush him flat. It would be like a walrus jumping on a baby seal...

I do like Mr Wiggins a lot, but then I had a horrible thought of what he might look like if he put on weight! <a class="break-all" href="http://wwwww.google.co.uk/imgres?q=john+mccririck" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">UGH!

sorry link didn't work <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=john+mccririck&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=656&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=dl1-NDenG5QlWM:&imgrefurl=www.availableforpanto.com/2008/04/john_mccririck_signs_up_for_da.html&docid=KO7MrVka9pJKyM&imgurl=www.availableforpanto.com/jmc.jpg&w=600&h=600&ei=EEcdUKSwDuSo0QXI7oDgCg&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=john+mccririck&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=656&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=dl1-NDenG5QlWM:&imgrefurl=www.availableforpanto.com/2008/04/john_mccririck_signs_up_for_da.html&docid=KO7MrVka9pJKyM&imgurl=www.availableforpanto.com/jmc.jpg&w=600&h=600&ei=EEcdUKSwDuSo0QXI7oDgCg&zoom=1

My eyes! My eyes!

Oh yesssss! O.P YANBU, he looks like he'd be lots of fun. Lots.

I bet he's a Mod. Or a Northern Souler, he has that look about him.

I'd definitely blow raspberries with Chris Hoy

Now for me it would have to be a Thor Hushovd and Cav sandwich Gibber

YANBU. I couldn't though, it would break my rule of never do it with a man with thinner thighs than your own. I would squash him sadly.