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To wish to be rude with Wiggins?

64 replies

SamuelWestsMistress · 01/08/2012 21:16

He looks proper filthy. I'm a little bit in lust!

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OTheHugeHammerThrower · 02/08/2012 00:09

Bit lanky for my taste, but lots of stamina. I so would [grin{

RubyFakeNails · 02/08/2012 00:15

Having googled Guy Martin and watching the Olympic Highlights about Wiggins weight I must say you are all being massively unreasonable.

You couldn't pay me enough to get near all that facial hair.

peeriebear · 02/08/2012 00:43

He looks like he should be on a tractor, not a bike. I probably would though :o

ElizabethPonsonby · 02/08/2012 05:40

I do like the way Guy Martin drinks a pint of tea after a race! And mmmm to sidies and lots of hair!

ChairOfTheBored · 02/08/2012 09:09

YANBU, as long as you leave Cancellara for me...

ButternutSquish · 02/08/2012 13:13

Ooooh can I have Wiggo AND Mark Cavendish.....at the same time....ooh, I've gone all wobbly at the thought! Grin

MaisyMooCow · 02/08/2012 13:17

I could be Fifty Shades of Filthy with Ryan Lochte

SDTGisAnOlympicWolefGenius · 02/08/2012 13:19

I read somewhere that all those hours in the saddle can render that area numb and non-functional. But maybe he'd welcome a massage to get it back into working order?

Inyourhippyhat · 02/08/2012 13:21

Interesting. I find Bradley ugly and not one bit fanciable. I bet he won't get insulting and offensive tweets, though, like Rebecca Adlington...

OP, do you need new specs? Just shows how varied are the people in MNland

AuntieMaggie · 02/08/2012 13:23

Oooohhhh no yanbu as I would too...

Ariel24 · 02/08/2012 13:26

Maisy I agree about Ryan Lochte, I definitely would

aliportico · 02/08/2012 13:29

I bloody love Mr Wiggins. Y are only BU if you want a go before me.

weaselm4 · 02/08/2012 13:35

YANBU, I think I would. Think it's the mod thing. And the sense of humour.

And I like the burns.

mayaswell · 02/08/2012 16:08

I think he'd make you laugh, and we know he's got stamina.
Yeah, I would.
However he only weighs just over ten stone so I might crush him accidentally.

Glimmerberry · 02/08/2012 16:52

So relieved to see this thread, I've been having unexpected lustings after him too! Very odd.

HipHopSkipJumpomous · 02/08/2012 18:56

I would (if I wasn't committed of course)

lovebunny · 02/08/2012 18:59

you want to be rude with maria merryweather's dog?

mayaswell · 02/08/2012 19:11

It's not odd glimmer, it's nature innit. We all want to mate with the Alpha.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 02/08/2012 19:19

Well, maybe here...

CarpeJugulum · 02/08/2012 19:24

Oh I would. Can he bring Froome, Geraint and Cav too? [greedy]

SirChrisHoysThighs · 02/08/2012 19:25

YANBU so long as I can have Sir Chris :o

pinkthechaffinch · 02/08/2012 19:28

Lovebunny- I had a spaniel as a chilld called wiggins after l w h!

Dandy wiggins was his full name.

cantthinkof1 · 02/08/2012 19:36

I would!

And suddenly my DH is in Fashion with his side burns!

lovebunny · 02/08/2012 19:49

pinkthechaffinch Wink

ChrisHoysWonderfulThighs · 02/08/2012 21:48

I had a dream about him and Mark Cavendish last night!! Unfortunatly it wasnt a dirty dream,it was that my oh left me to go stalk them. Grin Blush