Im sure most people have been in this situation but for the love of god, I can't hold my tongue any longer.
Due to cuts my lovely separate office has been removed and our offices are now open plan, part of this is fab, I get to spend lots of my office based work with a side of conversation but with that comes *judy.
Judy is for the most part a sweetheart. Judy is in a very dramatic relationship with a total turnip. Judys boyfriend told her she is fat (well she kind of is :$) and now she is on this diet.
Only she isn't on a diet, unless her diet allows for two family packs of galaxy minstrels a day, a HUGE jacket potato and whole tub of cream cheese ( because apparently cottage cheese and cream cheese are the same thing) a large bag of crisps and usually something from gregs.
Now we are a supportive bunch, most of us are on some kind of diet, I can't remember the last time I ate a take away, so we offer tips and encouragement.
We get an update every morning of how much she's lost/gained, tears and frustration (sigh) and endless "why haven't I lost anything, oh I'm trying so hard, so hungry, practically starving"
Well today I brought in a bit of last nights casserole and a honey yoghurt. I microwaved it and basically got a dressing down from judy because " it is so hard for her to diet when people around me are SO unsupportive"
I'm fuming now. I have spent hours listening to her moan and whine, I've lended her book