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to think Michael Flatley should be first against the wall, not Mick Hucknall

81 replies

moogster1a · 20/07/2012 21:05

That's it really, DH sems to think that come the revolution, Hucknall deserves first place, I think Flatley; both worthy contenders for obvious reasons, but surely Flatley is worse?

OP posts:
TheBigJessie · 21/07/2012 14:14

I'd like to fine/charge Frankie Boyle a million pounds every time he says something on camera.

UnChartered · 21/07/2012 14:15

i'm also sorry to read about your relatives, Euro

and you are right, we are lucky to be living in a society where it's merely a figure of speech

Bobyan · 21/07/2012 15:20

Katie Price
Peter Andre
The "cast" of TOWIE
Katie Hopkins (gobby one of the apprentice)
Anyone off Big Gypsy Weddings
Nadine Dorres
Liz Jones
The cast of Loose Women

I clearly need to get out more often as I could go on and on...

helloclitty · 21/07/2012 15:41

Amy Willcock
the WI cheerleader!

parno · 21/07/2012 20:01

Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney. Followed by David Dickinson, Nick Knowles and Andrew Lansley. I could spend all night on my list.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 21/07/2012 20:05

Can't take McCartney without heather mills!

muffinino82 · 21/07/2012 20:31

YABU

Williams, Robbie will be first against the wall

coffeeinbed · 21/07/2012 20:35
LentillyFart · 21/07/2012 20:38

So many fuckwits, so little time! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge round of applause to whoever suggested the entire case of Loose Women - bravo!

mosschops30 · 21/07/2012 20:49

Moira Stuart
Robson Green
Jeff Brazier (or the penis as he is known in our house)
Amanda Holden
Melanie Sykes
All the Spice girls except VB

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 21/07/2012 20:57

Yesssss loose women with an extra bullet for Denise welch.

ChrisPeacock · 21/07/2012 20:59

isnt the point of a revolution to get rid of your leaders not people you dislike?

LottoQueen · 21/07/2012 21:20

Gary patronising shite that I ALWAYS turn off Rhodes, Michael cock Flatley

Sorry I am obsessed with strike out Wink

Celine Dion, Denise Welch, Carol Mcg

Sadly have a soft spot for JK local Canning Town boy

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 21/07/2012 21:48

Oh Richard madeley!

akaemmafrost · 21/07/2012 22:35

Cilla and Lulu both together!

Now let's see how much they feel like singing........

thunksheadontable · 21/07/2012 23:16

Michael Flatley lives in the town my aunt teaches in. He gives the local schools a load of money for computers and the like, and gives her school (which is quite deprived) additional funds to give to needy families/buy clothes/Christmas presents and hampers and the like. Also, when he got married he used all local suppliers which was a huge boost to the town... I used to hate him but he seems to do his bit for that community so think he's alright(ish) now. There's still an (ish) though, definitely.

GhouliaYelps · 21/07/2012 23:28

Heston fucking blumenthal wanker with stupid gimmicky food sleb shit

Jeremy Kyle. I don't think I need to elaborate on that one

c4rnsi1lk · 21/07/2012 23:29

surely Bono's hat should go first?

CommaChameleon · 21/07/2012 23:47

I never, ever thought I would say this but...I'm going to defend the Chuckle Brothers Shock

Yes I am though. They might be annoying as hell and look like their faces have been bolted on by Halfords but...if you see them live and pay an extortionate amount of money afterwards for a poster and ask them to sign it they will spend bloody hours talking to over-excited children, making them laugh and being, well, really nice and lovely to them.

Not like the miserable feckers at the Thomas the Tank Engine show, who flat out refused to even make eye contact or wave as they bolted for their mini bus, despite subjecting us to the most god awful hour of singing I have ever had the misfortune to plan my own death through.

In keeping with ChrisPeacock's observation I would like to offer up Tony and Cherie Blair to the guns of the revolution. So much so that after we have shot them I hope we can raise them back up to some sort of afterlife as zombies just so we can shoot them again. Please.

SugarBatty · 21/07/2012 23:58

I must dispute your chuckle brother tale! In my local curry house the older chuckle bro refused to sign a napkin for my 4 year old dd!

Eamohn holmes and his bitch.

CommaChameleon · 22/07/2012 00:07

Had you paid a vast fortune to him for the napkin before you asked him to sign it Sugar? Perhaps that is what made the difference.

Alright thenh, because of your DD's age and your nomination of Eamonn Holmes, you can have them back, so long as you tell them I did try and they're not to come crying to me about it now, it's their own fault.

SugarBatty · 22/07/2012 00:12

No it was a free napkin from the restaurant counter and she asked him herself very politely! The little chuckle bro is off the hook, he wasn't there on this occasion.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 22/07/2012 10:22

Let's compromise then and just take out the older chuckle and leave one.

corlan · 22/07/2012 10:48

I think it would be crueller to leave the younger one to live on without his brother - best to just shoot them both.

(I've got a sad vision in my mind of him calling 'To me, To me, to me Baaaaaaaaaaarrryyyyy and no answer coming)

SugarBatty · 22/07/2012 11:40

Grin but if sarah jane is a gonner maybe the little chuckle could link up with justin AKA mr tumble and hsve their own spin off.