to think Michael Flatley should be first against the wall, not Mick Hucknall

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That's it really, DH sems to think that come the revolution, Hucknall deserves first place, I think Flatley; both worthy contenders for obvious reasons, but surely Flatley is worse?

I don't recognise her but on the outfit alone yes, do it!

Jeremy Kyle
Eamonn Holmes
Louis Spence
Brian Cox
Flatley (going on the dancing, if he spoke he could possibly be first)

you don't get to put him in the same list as Jeremy Kyle

What about Andrew Lloyd Webber? Has to be near the front of the queue, surely?

He has scary teeth, scary hair and a very scary, too soft voice.

as for that CBeebies abomination, my mum has a real unhinged dislike of her, always had. Like you, Worra, I had buried the memory of her and I may now need therapy to bury it again!

Sting
Bono

sorry, don't recognise that girl/woman (altho she look as if she could be one of those irritating pixie-kooky types. Is she? )
I thought you meant S-J P for Sarah-Jessica Parker, whom I respecfully add to the wall list.

I raise you Amanda Holden

The krankies. Particularly that woman one.

The chuckle brothers.

Yes to Louis Spence.

As for S-J H, a CD of hers yesterday mysteriously appeared in my house; I know not how. She is on the front wearing fairy wings with her chin rested on her hand. It is entitled 'Love and Magic with S-J'. I can't bear it (haven't listened to it, obvs).

Martine McCutcheon and her teeth

No no- Fearne Cotton has to be first surely?

Myleene fucking class

Why has no one mentioned Seb Coe? A refreshing alternative to the standard Olympic opening ceremony.

Harry Hill
Sophie Ellis-Bextor aka 'the Doll Lady' in this house. Ick.

I raise you all Katie Price and Jodie Marsh.

Simon Cowell and Tom Cruise.

I raise you an Alex Reid and a Carol Voderman

Keith and Lily Allen
Zooey Deschanel
Katie Perry
Russell Brand
Amanda Holden

As someone whose relations were put against the wall and shot dead, I find the title of this thread horrible. No doubt some will find me a po-faced, literal-minded humourless soul for saying, but thought I'd say it anyway. On the other hand, I am very happy to live in a country now where such things are so out of the human experience that the expression can be used in conjunction with wanting to see less of an annoying sleb, so I suppose overall it is a good thing that people talk this way.

Honestly people, are you all still hungover from Friday?
If you only have three bullets then it's Paul Dacre, Paul Dacre and then Paul Dacre once more to be sure.

Can we make room for Elton John, Paul McCartney, Daniel O'Donnell and Louis (wot the fucks yer name?) X factor bloke? Thanks in advance.

Sorry about your relatives Euro.

Really sorry to read that, Eurostar.

If there's a better way to say it I'd get red of nasty chef Ramsay.