to want to slap the assistant in Super Drug

[IamNotYourLove]

for calling me "My love" every other sentence?

Do you want a bag my love.
Enter your pin my love.
Do you want a bottle of water for just 28p my love.

I am not your love.

I am an intelligent ,degree educated professional woman , who wirites for the national broadsheet newspapers, mid 40s, dressed in skinny jeans, converses, nice hair and Bobbi Brown slap.

I am not an old age pensioner who needs patronising.

You, on the other hand, looked no more than 24 and needed a slap.

On reflection, however, you should get over yourself. Maybe she thought you were a pensioner? I thought people in their 40s were when I was that age

Love it and yes so true!! I remember when I started working in London I was 19 and my boss was 36...I thought she was so over the hill!!

Oh and my love YABVVVU!

Would Liz Jones troll along to Superdrug ?

Leave Superdrug alone, you nasty people. My one is great, much more make-up in it than Boots, and not all of it is glittery.

Just enough.

You should use the self-checkouts next time, my love.

My dad's mate is as arsey as you. He orders his pizza to be delivered to 'Doctor Williams'.

He isn't fashionable though. He thinks Bobbi Brown plays for Spurs.

Well I've got three degrees and wouldn't dream of writing for anything so poorly paid as a mere broadsheet, and I adore being called my love. Also sweetheart, darling (with or without the 'g'), miduck, dear, dearie, and any other harmless endearment that might come to mind.

Can't be Jiz Loans though - isn't she fifty something by now?

You are right, yellowraincoat. Maybe my brain is being fried a bit after all!

However, on second thoughts, that poster makes the same mistakes as the OP with comma spacing etc...

I thought Bobbi Brown was married to Whitney Houston.

And I like glittery make up.

Arf @ Bobbi Brown playing for Spurs

Hang on - is BB aspirational now?

Bobbi Brown make-up is so Year 2K, babes.

I'm still hurting inside from do you want a bag you cunt. Finding it hard to move on from that ...

YABU

I'm retired and don't wish to be patronised by anyone.

You get my first ever {biscuit] because you're so up yourself.

PMSL Bups

Damn that should be

Well, I've got an album by The Three Degrees and you can call me whatever you like.

I feel for you OP. I was called 'my lover' once, and I was wearing a hoodie with the name of the RG university I graduated from. This was a few years ago and it still hurts.

A little man from the village once failed to use my correct title.

And what's with the scythe?

Hank, they probably didn't understand the significance of the RG thing. You have to cut people some slack occasionally.

Robert Gordon?

See!

Yes my love

This sort of thread is just what the name change function is for isn't it?

Silly, RG is Really Good.

RG = Russell Group, but as an Aberdonian, I also think Robert Gordon when I see RG.

Or as we kindly knew it as snobby educationalist teens "Bobby G's School for the Stupid".

I was laughing on the other side of my face when I got a 2.2.

Unless it's a northern university, in which case it's Right Good.