to not sensor my Facebook statuses...

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All of my friends on Facebook are people who know me personally so they (should) know I have a slightly odd sense of humour yet people insist on moaning about comments which I just don't see as offensive.

Nanny I read that as 'if there are no bodies it's none of our business'

Which would have been a brilliant post

I did too. It left me pondering on whether we were wandering into the realms of forensic science...

OP, you might want to think on the fact that your "friends" may say one thing to you on facebook, but are better mannered than you, and keep their true thoughts to themselves. :)