It started a few days ago. I was putting the last of the drying-up away and noticed that I was missing one of my baking trays. No big deal, I thought. I've probably done something ditzy and put it in a filing cabinet or used it to chisel cat sick off the dining room floor so it's in the massive heap of "things to be hosed down with Dettol".
Went through heap. Checked filing cabinet. No baking tray. How wierd. Couldn't find the damn thing anywhere.
I wondered if it might just be tiredness, but I checked after two cups of tea and a cup of coffee, and still couldn't find it.
Roll forward a few days, and I'm back in the cupboard, fishing out a mixing bowl. Can't find one of my mixing bowls. It's just gone. It was there on Sunday. Now it's gone. Now, I know this won't be in the filing cabinet, so I check all the obvious locations like on top of the fridge or in the washing machine or the airing cupboard or the boot of the car. No mixing bowl.
Someone is coming in to my house and thieving random bits from one of my cupboards. So if it's one of you lot that's thieving my kitchenware, then please leave a bloody note. Srsly. I just want to know who's made off with my mixing bowl and my baking tray.