I am being invaded. I shall go on to the end. I will fight in the conservatory, I

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will fight in the kitchen and by the back door. I will fight with growing confidence and with the Miele Air. I WILL defend my home whatever the cost may be. I shall never surrender.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh! Chaaaaaaaaaaarge!

(I am so NBU)

Better hope its not termites,they look very similar when they swarm. ( voice of experience :( ). those buggers cost a fortune to get rid off and fixing the damage they do isnt cheap either

Cockroaches can fly???!!!!!!!

I was only lurking but what? What?!

Yup they can. And you want to see the size of them in Australia, I thought it was a fucking BAT flying towards my face..it was a giant cockroach!

Oh joy I haven't seen any yet this year, but I expect they'll appear.

Its been quiet the last couple of years, I've swept pots full of ant powder into the gaps under our skirting boards over the years, but I'm sure on day THEY'LL BE BACK!