to think that maybe Samantha Brick has a different sort of vision to the rest of us

[OhDearNigel]

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I mean, really ? Maybe the man in the picture is not her husband because he certainly doesn't look like the sort of man that other women would be queuing up to steal

Yes, she is seeing things through what are technically known as Commission Glasses. They're special lenses issued to Daily Mail columnists which allow everything to appear in black and white only, and a very flat form of 2D - this makes the red and green arrows stand out better.

Its funny how people are queuing up to slag Mr Brick's looks off,

but the sexism parade came out when people called her names before. just saying.

Why is she in the media so much anyway what does she actually do?

She writes articles about how she's the most beautiful woman in the world and all women are threatened by her and that's why they aren't nice to her and how her husband is the most handsome man in the world and all women want him and he'd leave her if she put a pound on or lost what he and she feel are her fabulous looks.

That's about it, really.

Perhaps she's been watching too much Jeremy Kyle (if they even get that in rural France?) and has noticed that the number of times a man has been unfaithful to his wife or partner seem to directly correlate to how unnatractive he actually is and that is why she thinks everyone will want to steal her husband?

The woman's an idiot and sadly I suspect, deeply unhappy. Why else would she constantly need to harp on about how perfect her life is, how fantastically gorgeous she is and how her husband is so wonderful that women will be trying to steal him at every opportunity?

haha midori I'm sure most of them are on crack anyway at least they have some excuse.

Her hubby makes me glad to be single! He's ugly as sin, and her descriptions of him don't make him sound like the sort you'd wanna snuggle up for a good old chin wag with on a rainy sunday afternoon.

I don't know about other women trying it on...his 'tache screams gay bathhouse circa 1975 to me.

I was fooled by Samantha Brick first time round. Now it's quite obvious she is like Liz Jones basically a troll. Writing any rubbish for a reaction.

I like the way she phoned a friend of the drunken late-night caller, to get her to get her friend to stop.
I tghink we should all have pascal on speed-dial, for those lonely drunken nights. The odds are that one of us would fancy him, no?

I still think this is all a massive publicity stunt. If its not then I will enjoy it for it's comedy value.

"The odds are that one of us would fancy him, no?"

You´re right-no!

I didn't finish the article before I lost interest haha!

Katie Holmes and Vanessa Paradis are both in the market for a new man and may be lured in by Mr Brick's powerful sexual charisma and their own evil lack of morals.

She is right to be paranoid: a man that gorgeous will shurely be fighting then both off with a shitty stick.

Oh Gawd......

Well it's only going to get worse apparently she's been signed up to celebrity big brother!

I actually think neither of them are attractive, as a lady who likes male and females. Think she is either a lunatic or the DM made her up.

She's deluded, her life sounds very hard work.

Made me chuckle- I got to the part about other wily women with their "snares" and got an image in my head of a giant net with a cream cake in the middle, while some woman squatted hunkered in the nearby trees just waiting, waiting for some poor unsuspecting podgy middle-aged bloke to come along...

Where does this wonder-woman find the time to police her irresistable husband's every move ?

I feel sorry for her and other women like her who constantly need their minds 'put at rest'. Imagine living like that, waking up every morning and not able to enjoy the day until you have checked your partner's phone, facebook, twitter and email. And apparently having an enormous row when something suspicious is found. This relationship has foundered already. Fun reading her stuff though