to risk embarrassing dh

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So would I be wrong to pull dh up about used tissues in the bedroom bin? By used I don't mean he has a cold! Shouldn't he just flush them and save and hassle? So should I say something or not?

I bet the guys down in the sewers complaining about us tipping the occasional sausage fat down the sink can spot a gluey wank tissue from 50 yards.

Back to the topic though, I don't think I've ever found a wank tissue and I've been with my dh for 19yrs. Maybe once.

Now I'm worried about what he does with them

Is he particularly good at yoga, Sposh?

Sposh: have you pulled your bed out recently? You might find a crusty wank sock.

Imma be sick.

im still confused! ok tell him wanky tissues in the bin is not to be tolerated and they must be flushed? LOL love the you cant catch wank tho :D

Hehe love the 'can't catch wank'

Made me snort and giggle, I got the 'what now?' look from dp.

Imagine ringing into work and telling them you won't be in cos you've caught a severe dose of the wanks!

Fvcking massive HEH @ "splumpf". SPLUMPF! great word.

And, also, "...sperm turns to glue under water"

Ha! Now I can inform Mr Palooza that it is categorically NOT my hair which keeps blocking the plughole.

Great thread.

Do carry on...

Shitty cotton buds was the poo troll and it got deleted. You do not want to know.

Oh, we do want to know :o (well I do)

OP, if you're concerned about wasting money on buying tissues, you could be more Eco friendly and buy him a wankerchief instead.

love this thread! OP is presumably no closer to resolving the tissue issue (issue tissue?!) in spite of all these helpful responses!

Gosh, I always imagined the spluff fairies carted away the evidence. Tempted to ask DH what he does with his, but I don't really want to know.

I can only imagine the utter outrage on here if someones OH used their "White Company" towel to mop up the "White Cum" ... half the posters would be telling her to leave the towel defacing bastard!!!

squeaky

Shitty cotton buds?!

squeaky

And the other half would desperately looking for some sort of racist undertone to be offended by

Sheesh, if your like this when he puts it in a tissue and bind how do you react when he puts it in you?

Bind is bin it. Btw

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Just whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Cotton buds with poo on them?

Anyway, my DH uses a towel. I imagine using tissues is a bit awkward like.

Lol I read that as he uses a 'trowel'!!

believeinpink same with my other half, however, cant see me being offended if he wanked into a tissue and put it in the bin?! i still wanna know what the issue was with them being in a bin?! is there some law i dont know about?! LOL

Well it's defo more than a teaspoon full Worra! :o

you're not going to catch 'wank

Pmsl

You need to holler downstairs when his mum is round for a visit 'Will you stop leaving your wank wipes in the bedroom bin? How many times...mutter, mutter'.

Am now wondering is dh is normal as I see no evidence of such, erm, 'activity' anywhere. Yuk. But at least he puts the evidence in the bin.