to risk embarrassing dh

[needtogetalife]

So would I be wrong to pull dh up about used tissues in the bedroom bin? By used I don't mean he has a cold! Shouldn't he just flush them and save and hassle? So should I say something or not?

Refuse collector: "Where's ya bin?"

OP's DH: "I bin havin a wank"

RC: "No, where's ya BIN?"

DH: "I told you, I bin havin a wank"

RC: "NO, where's ya WHEELIE BIN?"

DH: "I wheelie have bin havin a wank...honest!!"

roffle worra

Worra

I was going to use the 'issue with the tissue' but I got beat! :(

LOL Worra :o

Argh feck it!!!

OP Don't you wissue never had a issue with the tissue??

Bonkey

I dont get the issue, is the issue his having a wank? do wank tissues offend your eyes? i'm not sure i get the thread!

ah sorry, i thought it were a tissue with a condom in it, not a "wissue" Classic!

Oh, he's been wanking...

I actually thought he'd been putting shitty tissues in your bedroom bin and was thinking how disgusting

And was then wondering why no-one else thought this was odd and gross behaviour but that the OP was unreasonable for having an 'issue with the tissue'!

In my defence, wasn't there some thread recently about someone's DH leaving shitty cottonbuds on their bedside tables? I thought this was another version of that!

You go through the bin? Are you quite well?

At least you didn't wake up with it stuck to your face.

Not that I have any experience of that. Um.

have strange mental image of chubfudder as mary poppins!

My DH wanks in the shower and I have trained him to clean after head finishe.

Ahem

He denies this

shitty cotton buds? oh dear god!

Mr wanks banks, are you quite well?

PMSL!

"you cant catch wank" quote of the week for sure.

OP on emptying the bin do you make a mental note of how long it's been since you last emptied it and tally that up with the amount of splumpf tissue therein? I would

coco I don't know why I read that in a Peter Kay accent

Shitty cotton buds??

I hesitate to ask - but why?

The tissues - surely he should just flush them?

"you can't catch wank' Bet that won't make the Talk roundup (sadly)

OP, I think it's appalling he's leaving used tissues in the bin. Does he not have a knitted wank mitten?

Need more info on the shitty cotton buds. Surely no-one cleans their arse with a cotton bud.

Wanking in the shower is not a good idea surely, seeing as how sperm turns to glue under water.

Sperm is like egg white in that respect. Gluey.

This thread has got me wondering where DP's wank tissues are. I know he wanks but I've never encountered a wank tissue.

Gluey. Every day's a schoolday on MN.

Perhaps the shower shufflers should ring the water board in advance to warn them of their wanking intentions?