to curl up and die of embarrasment!

[killagorilla]

Ok I have name changed for this because I am so so embarrassed.

Just got back from a weekend away with DP and his family camping. I have a thing about pooing in public toilets, hate it cant do it! So you can imagine my dismay when I arrived at the campsite to see portaloos :(

I thought I would be clever and take Imodium, popped one didn't think it was working. I admit this was a really stupid thing to do but I took quite a few more.
On the second evening my FIL cooked up a BBQ and we were sitting round eating and I felt that "urge". I tried to ignore it but it kept getting worse and worse until I literally felt like I was going to poo myself.

I got up to run to the loos and was horrified to realize I wasn't going to make it in time. Dashed into the tent and grabbed a bin bag, dropped my kegs and ...well you know.
Half way through my DS rips open the tent flaps (wanted to know what I was doing) and my DP's family saw everything.

I'm so mortified, ARGH how am I ever going to face PILs and BIL again?
DP keeps attempting to give me sympathy but keeps breaking out in fits of laughter. I feel like I want the ground to swallow me up!

I feel your pain. I went caravanning with DP and his family when I was 17, got the squits in the middle of the night, running back and forth to the toilet block until. . . I didn't make it one time. I woke DP up sobbing my eyes out that I'd 'had an accident' and could he get my case for a change of clothes? (we slept in the awning and my clothes were under ILs bed)
Next morning I glance out of the window behind me to see MIL scrubbing my shitty PJ shorts

We recently did some work on our house which meant we had no running water a couple of times, so no loo. Both times I ended up desperate for a poo. Had to use DDs nappies :(

Oh you poor thing, I laughed but I'm sure karma will kick my arse for you

Well it's done now, you will have the best shitting/weeing story for years, my friend pissed all over our kitchen when she was hammered and had woke up in the middle of the night.

Next time your at the in laws house wink brazenly at fil as you trot off to the toilet.

this one should be in classics! Brilliant hahahahahahahahaha? ? hahahahahahahahahahahaHA

ps make light of it with mil - if she and your dh see the funny side the uptight fil is outnumbered. You have gone down in family legend!

Nothing helpful to add apart from that is the funniest story i've read in a long time!!! sorry though lmao