to be entirely confused and pertubed by the missing cottage cheese?

[LoveAndOtherIndoorSports]

who ate 2/3 of a pot of cottage cheese with pineapple?

It wasn't me.

DH hates it.

DD1 hates it.

DD2 doesn't eat anything. Particularly wet lumpy stuff and certainly not pineapple.

So who ate it?

And what do i put in my salad for supper?

did you do a spot of sleep walking to the fridge?

Or maybe you ate it when you were awake but it was so unexciting you forgot!

YABU I love cottage cheese but even I wouldn't eat pineapple mixed in it. Therefore I am not guilty.

We had this problem with the butter.

It was the dog.

I found the paper mixed in with his poo in the garden.

He now has a very shiny coat.

:o Belindarose

I dont think the dog would have left a bit amd put it back in the fridge.
Aybe i have been sleepeating.

Have you got distracted and put it somewhere weird?

I lost a Cadbury's Caramel a few weeks ago, I accused everyone, including the dog of nicking it. I found it a couple of days later mixed in with some clothes in the ironing basket

Or, as previously suggested, the dog? I had a string bag full of satsumas, Tesco delivery arrived late, I quickly put everything away that was cold/likely to get nicked by the dog, leaving the bag of satsumas on the dining table (ready to go in the fruit bowl), went on the school run, came home to put the rest of the shopping away, but couldn't find the satsumas. Searched high and low for said satsumas, then discovered bits of red string and orange peel in the rather disgusting deposits left by dog in the garden

Not sure but whoever did it has been to my house and magicked away 2 whole tins of baked beans

:) sorry, crossed posts

I bought some fish food lately and from the car to the house.......well, I still cant find it. I will find it in years to come in some silly random place like the bottom of the freezer under a single fishfinger and a few peas

Wasn't me tired!!!

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Fart

Probably the same person who hid half a packet of crumpets in our cutlery drawer yesterday. I only found them when, having looked in all the sensible places, I was just ransacking the kitchen until they turned up.

solesource ha ha ha ! I'm not going to ask for them back!

Was it a phrog!!!? Seems fasionable at the mo ...

Google 'phrogging'.

I expect whoever it is is also wearing DS's new swimming towel, because that's inexplicably vanished too.

If the whole pot was missing i could reasonably assume it was in the freezer or ironing mountain.

But someone has eaten it.

Who?

Whoever it is, I hope they're enjoying the bag of Butterkist I bought for watching a video on Friday night.

They'll be wearing my DH's grey jogging bottoms .....

Where TF are they!?

Have you read the neighbour is spying on me thread?

Perhaps you have a homeless japanese woman in your closet.

It wasn't me, there wouldn't be any left. I love it. YABU to have not eaten the whole lot immediately.

This reminds me of the time I was home for the holidays as a student, and bought some snacks from M&S using the shopping money. My mother went ballistic, particularly at the cheesy coleslaw, ranting at the very idea of buying cheesy coleslaw, saying it would be disgusting and/or what a waste of money you could make it yourself.

A day later, I get back from work late at night, open the fridge to get some food out, and find the tub of cheesy coleslaw completely empty. Not only empty, but washed out and a little note inside saying "Sorry darling, you were right, it is delicious"

So no help at all from me I'm afraid, but you have cheered me up.

Fucking weird burglars?

And i have to go to work now and have nowt but lettuce.

The phantom food stealers?

PF's

'Tweren't me, sadly, as I love the stuff too!