to be entirely confused and pertubed by the missing cottage cheese?

[LoveAndOtherIndoorSports]

who ate 2/3 of a pot of cottage cheese with pineapple?

It wasn't me.

DH hates it.

DD1 hates it.

DD2 doesn't eat anything. Particularly wet lumpy stuff and certainly not pineapple.

So who ate it?

And what do i put in my salad for supper?

maybe someone spilt it? (one of my very few skills is my ability to spill something most times I open the fridge door... )

although I like the weird burglars idea better

If I've learnt one thing from Mumsnet it's DON'T GOOGLE!

So Fluffy you'll have to tell me what phrogging is!

Maybe someone is living in your attic and came down to eat it while you were out

Phrogging is safe to google.

I only know this cos I've just taken thd risk to do it myself...

I shall do it on my phone so (am in work and don't want to risk it coming up on an IT list somewhere)

Aha!

You'd never manage to do it and work at the same time though, you'd get caught coming in and out I would think.

Does my DD count as a phrogger (is that even a word) - she disappears into her room for hours/days on end and I never see her?