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Crazy Mad Neighbour

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curiousgeorgie · 28/06/2012 11:14

Ive recently moved into my parents house in between selling one house / buying another...

I used to live here (until about 7 years ago) and know most of the neighbours as my parents have been here for donkeys years. My dog (a spaniel) my DH and our baby are staying here too obviously...

Yesterday my mum was having a quote from a builder for some windows and he seemed genuinely terrified of the dogs. (my mums dog, another spaniel.) so my mum popped hers in the garden and I took mine for a walk with the pram.

Looked like it was about to rain so just walked up and down our street so I could see when the builder left.

A man stormed out of his house over to me and said 'We don't allow dogs here!'

A normal street in Surrey with semi detached houses.... Not a private road or development or anything.

I pleasantly told him I'd be gone in a minute anyway as I was just waiting for a builder to leave.

He raised his voice A LOT and said again 'we Do NOT allow dogs here!!'

I pointed at my mums house and said that I lived there, and it was a public street. And that she's lived there for 40 years and has always had a dog.

He said he had been there 50 years and that dogs weren't welcome on his street.

Then his wife came out holding a small plate and said 'We do not allow dogs here!!'

It was very confusing, I continued to walk up the street and they stood there and watched me go up and down, tutting etc.

I saw the builder leave and crossed to go back to my mums and she said, be careful or I'll throw my plate at your dog.'

Genuinely baffled. As is my mum. She's walked a dog here an average of twice a day for years.

I'm a bit worried to go for a walk later.... Hmm

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curiousgeorgie · 28/06/2012 12:43

Although... Yesterday I did have slightly wet hair and no makeup.

Maybe they were referring to me Grin

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cuteboots · 28/06/2012 12:45

was there a spaceship nearby as they sound like they have just landed from the planet weird. I agree with making the police aware as you can never tell with oddbods like this if they are going to do anything else. Good luck

minouminou · 28/06/2012 12:45

Ha ha! If she throws an item of crockery at you, you'll know they were talking to your spaniel!

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 28/06/2012 12:47

I think tomorrow you should ride past on a horse

Then you need to borrow an Alpaca, so when they come out and say "there's no Llama's allowed on this street" you can get it to spit at them agree and say that it is a good job you don't have one.

catinboots · 28/06/2012 12:47

How weird. I want to find out what happens next. Grin

nancerama · 28/06/2012 12:47

How properly bizarre. My neighbour is a pain, but that is totally bonkers.

minouminou · 28/06/2012 12:53

Ring tailed lemur
Scaly pangolin
Pantomime horse

TwoIfBySea · 28/06/2012 12:56

Ah there is nothing more appealing to a twisted sense of humour as mine as the curtain-twitching self-entitled neighbourhood odd ball.

I'd be so tempted to dress up in a dog costume, put dc in one as well and really send them off the edge.

But then I'm slightly bonkers eccentric too!

cakeismysaviour · 28/06/2012 13:10

The dog costume is genius!!

Could you imagine their faces if a load of people dressed in dog costumes walked past their house?! Grin

HoldMeCloserTonyDanza · 28/06/2012 13:14

Can your mum sound out the local busybody for some backstory?

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